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Sonia Cullen
Number of posts : 4083
Age : 30
Location : Peeta, Peeta, Peeta... *sings*
House : Rosie!! Yup, Rose and I are like THAT. *snaps sassily*
Registration date : 2008-02-09
|  Subject: Re: jokes for when ur bored  Sun Apr 06, 2008 8:24 pm | |
| yes, It was the maid!!! Congrats, lovetwilight! | |
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loveTwilight!
Number of posts : 1122
Location : Trying to beat Andy's 240 ups serve!! (i love my tennis pro :) )
Registration date : 2008-04-02
| | Subject: Re: jokes for when ur bored Sun Apr 06, 2008 8:29 pm | |
| i have a really tough riddle:P
the ball drops, the woman dies. explain this[/img] | |
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Vampire Adik
Number of posts : 337
Age : 30
Location : Enjoying the many boring facts of life.
House : Rockin out
Registration date : 2008-02-18
| | Subject: Re: jokes for when ur bored Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:55 pm | |
| A sin clock is a clock that ticks every time you comitte a sin
And the answer to the riddle was a hole. haha
The doctor calls this guy at night and says,
"There's bad news and worse news."
"What is the worse news?"
"You're going to die in 24 hours."
"Whats the bad news?"
"I forgot to call you last night." | |
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Sonia Cullen
Number of posts : 4083
Age : 30
Location : Peeta, Peeta, Peeta... *sings*
House : Rosie!! Yup, Rose and I are like THAT. *snaps sassily*
Registration date : 2008-02-09
| | Subject: Re: jokes for when ur bored Mon Apr 07, 2008 9:12 pm | |
| Oh, wow. Now that I get it, that's hilarious! | |
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Lairai
Number of posts : 3010
Age : 31
Location : trapped inside of a bubble. help!
House : CO-HEAD of Carlisle House!!! Come on Carlisians, you know you want to post in your OWN home!! ;) rightttt!
Registration date : 2007-05-19
| | Subject: Re: jokes for when ur bored Mon Apr 07, 2008 10:27 pm | |
| omc! haha my eyes bulged on the doctor's last line! lol
okay loveTwilight! is it cause like...well man has...actually my answer might not be very appropriate for this site... lol! sorry i dont think i know the correct answer! | |
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Number of posts : 205
Age : 30
Location : In your bubble.
House : Alice House
Registration date : 2008-03-11
| | Subject: Re: jokes for when ur bored Mon Apr 07, 2008 11:18 pm | |
| ok so your're driving down the road admiring all of the houses and you're not really paying attention to where you're going and you bump into the stopped car in front of you. a little man steps out of the car, walks up to you and says, "I am NOT happy!"
then you say, "Oh really then which one are you?"
do you get it? | |
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loveTwilight!
Number of posts : 1122
Location : Trying to beat Andy's 240 ups serve!! (i love my tennis pro :) )
Registration date : 2008-04-02
| | Subject: Re: jokes for when ur bored Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:56 am | |
| - Lairai wrote:
- omc! haha my eyes bulged on the doctor's last line! lol
okay loveTwilight! is it cause like...well man has...actually my answer might not be very appropriate for this site... lol! sorry i dont think i know the correct answer! ha sorry but the answer IS appropriate :p any one else want to guess? | |
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Lairai
Number of posts : 3010
Age : 31
Location : trapped inside of a bubble. help!
House : CO-HEAD of Carlisle House!!! Come on Carlisians, you know you want to post in your OWN home!! ;) rightttt!
Registration date : 2007-05-19
| | Subject: Re: jokes for when ur bored Tue Apr 08, 2008 5:28 pm | |
| haha! werewolfaddict yours is cuuute! lol!
oh and its not really 'un'appropriate, it's just kinda about... guys' you know and what they can do to girls with it... and how in the older days they always blamed the girl...
something along those lines ;D | |
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loveTwilight!
Number of posts : 1122
Location : Trying to beat Andy's 240 ups serve!! (i love my tennis pro :) )
Registration date : 2008-04-02
| | Subject: Re: jokes for when ur bored Wed Apr 09, 2008 4:40 pm | |
| haha yea the answer is nothing along those lines! | |
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Sonia Cullen
Number of posts : 4083
Age : 30
Location : Peeta, Peeta, Peeta... *sings*
House : Rosie!! Yup, Rose and I are like THAT. *snaps sassily*
Registration date : 2008-02-09
| | Subject: Re: jokes for when ur bored Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:51 pm | |
| I'm sure that it won't offend anyone! Have you checked out the "Things never said in Twilight" thread? Talk about innapropriate! | |
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Lairai
Number of posts : 3010
Age : 31
Location : trapped inside of a bubble. help!
House : CO-HEAD of Carlisle House!!! Come on Carlisians, you know you want to post in your OWN home!! ;) rightttt!
Registration date : 2007-05-19
| | Subject: Re: jokes for when ur bored Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:29 pm | |
| haha actually no i havent seen that thread! lol.
actually to be frank with you guys i cant really remember the riddle!
i think it was the balls drops and the woman gets killed or something..
but anyways, okay, you know how people call a guy's penis his balls? okay well a guy's balls "fall" into a girl's reproductive organ and then in the older days when that would happen and they weren't married yet/it was adultery then the woman would always get blamed for tempting the man and would then either be shunned or killed...
but i now that i think about it, your right, it does sound incorrect. oh well... lol! | |
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Elena Cullen
Number of posts : 649
Location : petitioning for a return of the Volturi Lexicon! :P
House : Jasper
Registration date : 2008-02-12
| | Subject: Re: jokes for when ur bored Fri Apr 11, 2008 12:44 am | |
| what tree does a fortune teller like? a palm tree (the answer from a while ago) | |
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loveTwilight!
Number of posts : 1122
Location : Trying to beat Andy's 240 ups serve!! (i love my tennis pro :) )
Registration date : 2008-04-02
| | Subject: Re: jokes for when ur bored Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:09 pm | |
| - Lairai wrote:
- haha actually no i havent seen that thread! lol.
actually to be frank with you guys i cant really remember the riddle!
i think it was the balls drops and the woman gets killed or something..
but anyways, okay, you know how people call a guy's penis his balls? okay well a guy's balls "fall" into a girl's reproductive organ and then in the older days when that would happen and they weren't married yet/it was adultery then the woman would always get blamed for tempting the man and would then either be shunned or killed...
but i now that i think about it, your right, it does sound incorrect. oh well... lol! hahahaha no thats not it. and you have to check out the thread of when never to say twilight quotes. it SOO FUNNY! | |
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Sonia Cullen
Number of posts : 4083
Age : 30
Location : Peeta, Peeta, Peeta... *sings*
House : Rosie!! Yup, Rose and I are like THAT. *snaps sassily*
Registration date : 2008-02-09
| | Subject: Re: jokes for when ur bored Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:04 pm | |
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Vampire Adik
Number of posts : 337
Age : 30
Location : Enjoying the many boring facts of life.
House : Rockin out
Registration date : 2008-02-18
| | Subject: Re: jokes for when ur bored Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:36 pm | |
| How do you catch a fairy?
If anyone gets this I'll be really mad, but I doubt it. | |
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Sonia Cullen
Number of posts : 4083
Age : 30
Location : Peeta, Peeta, Peeta... *sings*
House : Rosie!! Yup, Rose and I are like THAT. *snaps sassily*
Registration date : 2008-02-09
| | Subject: Re: jokes for when ur bored Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:46 pm | |
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Vampire Adik
Number of posts : 337
Age : 30
Location : Enjoying the many boring facts of life.
House : Rockin out
Registration date : 2008-02-18
| | Subject: Re: jokes for when ur bored Sun Apr 13, 2008 6:28 pm | |
| You can't Fairy's don't exsist, but if they did you'd use a Leon deuers. Don't ask what that is it would take to long to explain. | |
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Sonia Cullen
Number of posts : 4083
Age : 30
Location : Peeta, Peeta, Peeta... *sings*
House : Rosie!! Yup, Rose and I are like THAT. *snaps sassily*
Registration date : 2008-02-09
| | Subject: Re: jokes for when ur bored Sun Apr 13, 2008 7:05 pm | |
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madlenkadoll
Number of posts : 632
Age : 32
Location : Meeting Dr. Awkward.
House : I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. *coughcoughalicecoughcough* Hey! Coughing's not telling!!
Registration date : 2008-03-23
| | Subject: Re: jokes for when ur bored Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:06 pm | |
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loveTwilight!
Number of posts : 1122
Location : Trying to beat Andy's 240 ups serve!! (i love my tennis pro :) )
Registration date : 2008-04-02
| | Subject: Re: jokes for when ur bored Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:12 pm | |
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Sonia Cullen
Number of posts : 4083
Age : 30
Location : Peeta, Peeta, Peeta... *sings*
House : Rosie!! Yup, Rose and I are like THAT. *snaps sassily*
Registration date : 2008-02-09
| | Subject: Re: jokes for when ur bored Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:12 pm | |
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loveTwilight!
Number of posts : 1122
Location : Trying to beat Andy's 240 ups serve!! (i love my tennis pro :) )
Registration date : 2008-04-02
| | Subject: Re: jokes for when ur bored Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:13 pm | |
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Sonia Cullen
Number of posts : 4083
Age : 30
Location : Peeta, Peeta, Peeta... *sings*
House : Rosie!! Yup, Rose and I are like THAT. *snaps sassily*
Registration date : 2008-02-09
| | Subject: Re: jokes for when ur bored Mon Apr 14, 2008 10:48 pm | |
| Yeah well, what???
I'm going to tell a dumb blonde joke (I apologize in advance to all blondes)
So, this blonde girl enters a 500 Breaststroke competition. She is up against only two other contestants, a brunette and a redhead.
The race starts, and they dive into the water.
Both the brunette and the redhead finish the race in under five minutes, but the blonde finishes after 36 minutes! She is disqualified form the race for being so slow.
The blonde is angry, and she feels as if the other two girls were cheating. She goes to the judge and says, "I'm sorry, your honor, but I think the other two girls were cheating!"
The Judge is confused, so he asks her, "Why would you think that?"
"I saw them using their arms!" | |
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madlenkadoll
Number of posts : 632
Age : 32
Location : Meeting Dr. Awkward.
House : I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. *coughcoughalicecoughcough* Hey! Coughing's not telling!!
Registration date : 2008-03-23
| | Subject: Re: jokes for when ur bored Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:42 pm | |
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Lairai
Number of posts : 3010
Age : 31
Location : trapped inside of a bubble. help!
House : CO-HEAD of Carlisle House!!! Come on Carlisians, you know you want to post in your OWN home!! ;) rightttt!
Registration date : 2007-05-19
| | Subject: Re: jokes for when ur bored Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:07 am | |
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