jokes for when ur bored

umm...okay heres how it goes. you write a riddle or a joke and the next person who comes on it tries to guess the right answer. it probably doesn't sound like fun, but i was bored. and if they got it wrong, you wait for three people who got it wrong and then you can come on here and give them the right answer. but if you don't feel like answering that joke or riddle you can write your own. but when u answer you have to let everyone know what joke or riddle your answering to. ready?

okay, what's more powerful than God, more evil than Satin, the rich DON'T have it, but the poor have it, and if you eat it, it will kill you.

have fun!!!!

The forbidin Fruit jk don't know

nooo thats not it teehee

hope? sorry but i dont know anything more powerful than God, because he is almighty

thats not it either...

why don't you just tell us Becky cuz no one knows!

I've heard this before but I forget the answer... I'm stuck. What is it?

hmmm... shopping carts? JK, IDK

Tell us!!!

werewolfadict wrote:

okay, what's more powerful than God, more evil than Satin, the rich DON'T have it, but the poor have it, and if you eat it, it will kill you.

NOTHING!

okay, now I will ask a question...
what kind of tree does a fortune teller look at?

umm... (jeez these are hard!) is it a mythical tree?


haha sorry i dont know!

the tree of life???

and yes, Elena, it was nothing. whats more powerful than god? nothing. whats more evil than saitan? nothing. what don't the rich have? nothing. what do the poor have? nothing. what will kill you if you eat it? nothing, if you don't eat...you'll die lol

This isn't really a joke but I thought it was really funny so I'm sharing it with everyone here! Okay, so there's a skit thread over at the lex and the Cullen's have a tendency to blow things up. (Don't ask) So, Bella and Edward had just blown up something, but I forget what it was. Then xox.Tegan.xox created this skit:

Bella: *rolling on the ground, laughing*
Edward: Yes Bella. It was funny, eh?
Bella: *starts punching the ground from laughing so hard*
Edward: Bella?
Bella: *still cacking herself up*
Edward: Bella, what's wrong with you?
Bella: You...have...no...left...eyebrow *continues laughing*

I don't know why, but I found it hilarious!

I luv that it is hilarious.

ok heres one about sin clocks ok. Bob has a dream and in the dream he goes to heaven. He finds a room full of clocks but the clocks are all moving at different speeds. He asks a man what they are he says there sin clocks so he asks to see his friends Larry's and the man goes we can't he goes why not. Because, were using it as a fan in the lounge.

Werewolfadict thought it was funny so I decided to use it.

Ok heres a riddle

The more you take away from it the bigger it gets
What is it?

Good Luck If you don't no PM me k

wow these h-a-r-d!! i would answer them if i knew what they were! but i have a riddle too now!!

so two guys are driving in a car when they stop at a gas station. the first guy goes in and tells the second guy to wait in the car. when the first guy comes back he sees a bullet in the second guy's head. and All the doors are locked and closed. the windows are up. there are no holes or damage on the car. and all in all the car is in the same condition as it was previous to the murder. so how did the second guy die?

The first guy shot the second guy before he went in the gas station?

The murderer was already in the car; possibly in the backseat?

He commited suicide?

Vampire Adik, is it a blob??? idk wat the crap ur talking about...i'm stupid like dat lol...

well did the first guy call the cops and have the cops look for finger prints??? it COULD help. but idk. i'm pathetic lol.

or the second guy commited suicide.

OR the murderer was in the car with the other two guys.

OR the murderer shot him through the window and replaced the window before the first guy came back. but that's very unlikely.

i'm WAAAAYYY off aren't i? i'll bet i am... lol

Lairai wrote:

so two guys are driving in a car when they stop at a gas station. the first guy goes in and tells the second guy to wait in the car. when the first guy comes back he sees a bullet in the second guy's head. and All the doors are locked and closed. the windows are up. there are no holes or damage on the car. and all in all the car is in the same condition as it was previous to the murder. so how did the second guy die?

was the car a convertable....?

OMC, I have no idea!!! To any of these!!! And what is a "Sin Clock"?

Elena Cullen wrote:

Lairai wrote:

so two guys are driving in a car when they stop at a gas station. the first guy goes in and tells the second guy to wait in the car. when the first guy comes back he sees a bullet in the second guy's head. and All the doors are locked and closed. the windows are up. there are no holes or damage on the car. and all in all the car is in the same condition as it was previous to the murder. so how did the second guy die?

was the car a convertable....?

yes! it is! good job

So, there is this hotel, which is very famous for being completely round. The elevators are round, the windows are round, the knives are round...

So, one day the power in the entire hotel is shut off. When they come back on, one of the most important guests has been murdered!

Fortunately, there is a detective staying at the hotel, and he interviews the employees.

Chef: "I was just chopping onions in the kitchen."
Maid: "I was just cleaning the corners."
Bell hop: "I was ringing in a guest."
Waiter: "I was serving soup."

Who committed the murder???

the maid. there are no corners!

wouldn't it be the chef, cause how can he chop onions with a round knife? besides, the waiter was serving soup to the guests and who puts onions in soup?

naw. i could chop onions with a round knife. its so possible. but then how would you explain that the maid was cleaning the corners?