When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.

hahahaha
thats really funny
i cant think of anymore though

When you fail a test :"Unbelievable, Carlisle was right"

i know it sucks but...

Mmmm. I've heard worse.

How is it everytime I get one then come on here I forget it? Eeeee.

ummm lemme think...

mr. whitacre "larissa what is the caption for george washingtons painting say?"

"very sexy really."_edward in eclipse

You're at the zoo and you walk by a penguin pen, you snort. "Penguins. Lovely."

after your math teacher just spent the last like hour yelling at you for being irresponible and he asks if the reason your like this is because you hate your math teach and you tell him "that sounds about right...pup"

you're at a halloween party and your boyfriend/girlfriend is dressed up as a lamb, "What a stupid lamb!"

when ur trying to get someone to get off ur back
"i make the cowardly lion look like the terminator."
then they are like why are even standing up for urself... ur not good at it
then u blush

When the teacher calls on a girl next to you in class you blurt out "Not her!"

ur principal is the opposite sex and hes kinda cute... hes asking you why you are staring at him
"Do i dazzle you?" u blurt out and then go red

* you are with a large crowd of people and you find a cute teddy bear*

"you are the most important thing to me now. the most important thing to me ever."
*hug the bear then kiss it*

*Standing in the middle of the road, staring at a Mitsubishi Eclipse speeding right towards you*

The clouds I can handle, but I can't fight with an Eclipse...

at the mall and is staring at a manacin.

"I thought I explained this clearly before, I can't live in a world where you don't exist."

*in confessional with a priest after having egged the church*

"I've decided that as long as I was going to Hell, I might as well do it thoroughly"

*in class reading twilight while a student is sharing a report*

you yell out DAMMIT BELLA when edward does in the book

you prank call someone and say in a really stalker-ish voice "I can't live without you"

when u've just been kidnapped and u blurt out:
"this hostage stuff is fun!!!!"

when u say to your boyfriend who is completely afraid of commitment, "you are exactly my brand of herion"


idk im too tired to think of good ones

OMG these are al sooooooo funny I went and read them all!

when you wife asks you if you like her cooking and you reply "Well it's no irratable grizzly bear."

lol love it! ^^^

when your mom ask how her how dinner was, you reply "Have you ever ate dirt?"

lol, these are all hilarious XD