When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.

haha! so funny! ^^

when your mother has just spent the last 5 hours slaving away in the kitchen to make a meal, and when she asks you what you think of it you say "have you ever eaten dirt before?" =]

When being evaluated for insanity: "But...the..you...I...INSANE!"

when talking to your very uptight teacher at school: "would please stop trying to take your clothes off?"

(hey what book is your qoute from? ^)

When talking to some rich buisnessman you do not say "stupid shiny volvo owner." Or his junkies might come and kill you.

Talking to the cafeteria ladies: "That honestly does not look very appetizing"

when invited to a funeral "this is a happy surprise! wonderful!"

after you get in trouble for punching someone:

"no blood, no foul"

To your history teacher: "I'm switzerland!"

When explaining to your parents why your hand is so bruised: "I punched a werewolf in the face."

when your at a funeral and your talking to the family of the deceased "are you sure you're okay? i just beheaded the person right in front of you"


(eclipse killing victoria. its not exactly the same...)

When your two best friends are fighting: "I refuse to take part in a battle between mythical creatures!"

(I'm not sure if it's worded exactly like that)

When hanging out at the school parking lot with no ride "How opposed are you to grand theft auto"

When youre in a haunted house:

I wanna be a monster too

When you are at your boyfriend's house. "Maybe we'll get to see the super bear!" refering to his mom

when your bf finally kisses you, you say "if you do that again i'll break your jaw"

(NM)

when you are at a restaurant eating veal you say "what a stupid lamb"

When you meet a new person:

"You are my life now."

Kylee you Jack Ass you stole mine and you didn't say it right it goes
Some asks you
OMG is your foot ok? "NO! dammit you broke my hand!"

Eclipse:

When some one is telling you a sad story and you say
"Thats a nice story."

when talking to your therapist:

he says, "i know you hear voices in your head, but answer me truthfully. whose side are you on? the voices or human society?

....."i'm with vampires of course!"

When people ask you what your talent is you say falling down, or jumping of cliffs

When you have finished fighting with your rival "Look after my heart... I have left it with you."

Okay so not great...

Vampire Adik wrote:

Kylee you Jack Ass you stole mine and you didn't say it right it goes
Some asks you
OMG is your foot ok? "NO! dammit you broke my hand!"

Hey I changed it. Don't be like that! And you just gave away personal info. And it's not even yours!

bella: hey tyler, mike, jess, everybody, guess what? i'm dating a vampire! look he glitters in the sun! andddd you can have him now for only a small price! let us start the auction at a 100 dollars!

Hey that's not even on the subject! It belongs in the lines not said game! But it's still funny!
When serving in the army talking to someone who just got shot..."Good thing you're bullet proof!"