When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.

umm.

If you see someone walking a god. "You brought a snack!"

hmmmm
thats funny mix

When you just meet a new friend you say "look after my heart, I've left it with you."

*woops in my last one i meant dog!!! mahahaha

Ok I don't know if this one is good of not but: When going through the metal detector at the air port you say "the pins out of the grenade". I dont thing it is very funny.

lol
no its k i think its funny!
only cuz i've been stopped alot in airports......

When your friend says "Guys, I am going to talk to *insert most popular guy is school name here*"
You say" Oh, there's a brilliant idea"
Even if he is her BF...

when your on a plane and its circling 2 its destructing u say 2 someone. 'the pilots are passed out drunk'

um i love this thread but i cant think of anything

when at a school concert and ur like a chicken and got feathers all over you som1 who doesnt know ur a chicken goes. "why are u covered in feathers"
I bit a pillow or two. they'll probley think ur some insane luni.
it wasnt very good but meh XD

haha i love it

While on a date with a gorgeous guy that you want to marry...

i love theese but im bad at them

While having sex

lolz alu u have to say what the quote is as well at the thing like
when on a plane "the pilots are out drunk"

When you are standing close to the edge of a cliff. “Here’s the thing… I’ve already gone crazy once. I know what my limits are"

OME this is soo funny i lmao
okay i'll try:
when you are trying to jump before the train and someone is watching you you jell: you inspired this one...

When some giant tough guy hits the back of your car with his Volvo. "Stupid shiny Volvo owner"

When you are meeting someone-

"You are my life now."

When you are on you 10th beer.
"I've decided that as long as I was going to heck, I might as well do it thoroughly."

You're rushing out of the house and you pass your mum about to walk in the door, she says
"why are you rushing?"
"I have to gt out of the house before the inanimate objects start talking back"

i havz anuvva 1!

Your wi ur girl mates n 1 of them says that theyre a brides maid at a wedding but they have 2 wear a really ugly dress she says
"what should i do?"
u say
"anythin. anything else. ud b betta off dead.id rather u wer"

lol

ur at the opticians he/she asks
"wat do u see?"
u say
"i'l neva c any1 else doctor, i only see you"

haha funneh

^^hey can you please not write in text talk, you will get in trouble. Thanks.