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Eternity'sTime
Number of posts : 917
Age : 30
Location : with Revelle5132, missmack123, and AmeCullen, hitting Jacob with a rolled up newspaper
Registration date : 2007-03-16
|  Subject: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon  Sat Mar 17, 2007 5:54 pm | |
| I saw this on the lexicon and i thought it would be fun to make here.
:)
Edward: Bella, Let's go get a cofee and talk about shoes with Mike
(i know it sucks, just bare with me.) | |
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CamCullen
Number of posts : 92
Age : 31
Location : Wishing with Edward
Registration date : 2007-02-18
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Sat Mar 17, 2007 7:22 pm | |
| Edward: Let's each go get a BigMac and go hang with Victoria and the werewolves on the reservation.
[Idk, they could POSSIBLY become friends in future books and end up breakng the treaty.] | |
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Eternity'sTime
Number of posts : 917
Age : 30
Location : with Revelle5132, missmack123, and AmeCullen, hitting Jacob with a rolled up newspaper
Registration date : 2007-03-16
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Sat Mar 17, 2007 7:48 pm | |
| ok here's another Edward: Hey, Jakey wanna go cliff diving? Jake: Sure Eddy-Weddy! Let's see if Bella wants to come!  | |
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QueenIslanzadi
Number of posts : 73
Age : 30
Location : Ellesmera
Registration date : 2007-02-14
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:25 pm | |
| Bella: I want an Audi Coupe.
Edward. i'm not getting it for you. and, oh yeah, you shouldn't go to college. | |
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TwilightGirl16
Number of posts : 60
Age : 33
Location : Orlando,FL
Registration date : 2007-02-19
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:32 pm | |
| Jake: Oh The Smell Of Bella's Blood Is What I Crave. | |
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WishIWasBella
Number of posts : 6
Age : 31
Registration date : 2007-03-18
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Sun Mar 18, 2007 11:55 pm | |
| bella: I HATE U EDWARD!!! I WILL NEVER LET U TURN ME INTO A VAMPIRE!!! | |
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EmmettLover
Number of posts : 46
Age : 32
Location : love is friendship on fire
Registration date : 2007-02-15
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:25 pm | |
| Jasper: Hey Bella, wanna go make out?
Bella: Sure Edward's won't find out if you don't think about. | |
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Eternity'sTime
Number of posts : 917
Age : 30
Location : with Revelle5132, missmack123, and AmeCullen, hitting Jacob with a rolled up newspaper
Registration date : 2007-03-16
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:56 pm | |
| Edward: *sings along to radio* I'm bringing Sexy back  Bella: *to herself* true...... :) | |
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PurpleRayRay
Number of posts : 51
Age : 34
Location : You know what? I got lost a few hours ago...
Registration date : 2007-03-19
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:44 pm | |
| Here's one!
*Bella and Edward at the Mall*
Edward: *Looks into Victoria's Secret* So Bella....
Bella: Yes?
Edward: So do you need anything from Victoria's Secret... We can go in there and look around... | |
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DyingToBeACullen
Number of posts : 2197
Age : 39
Location : In the Metallicar with Dean
House : Head of Emmett House!
Registration date : 2007-03-20
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:33 pm | |
| Jacob: *to Edward* Let's just forget about this silly treaty... I really want us all to be friends... | |
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QueenIslanzadi
Number of posts : 73
Age : 30
Location : Ellesmera
Registration date : 2007-02-14
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:55 pm | |
| Alice: Jasper, can you send me emotional waves to get high off of?
Jasper : stop pressuring me! * bursts into tears and runs away.* | |
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Eternity'sTime
Number of posts : 917
Age : 30
Location : with Revelle5132, missmack123, and AmeCullen, hitting Jacob with a rolled up newspaper
Registration date : 2007-03-16
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:37 pm | |
| Vampires can't really produce tears but i guess it is something that would never come up n Twilight or New Moon.  | |
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DyingToBeACullen
Number of posts : 2197
Age : 39
Location : In the Metallicar with Dean
House : Head of Emmett House!
Registration date : 2007-03-20
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:59 pm | |
| Mike: *to Bella* You think you could introduce me to Alice? I think I might want to ask her to senior prom.... | |
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teenibopper1
Number of posts : 83
Location : O_o United States of America
Registration date : 2007-02-17
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:17 pm | |
| Jasper: (wearing a glow-in-the dark, erm, icicle-sock) Hey Alice! Alice: Huh? Jasper: Hey Alice, sit down. look at the glowiy thing! Alice: Ooohhh pretty! Jasper: you are getting verrrry sleeepppy.... Alice: Duh, vampire, cant sleep! Jasper: Oh, good point. You arre gettting verryyy obbeeediennnttt... Alice: Yes master? Jasper: *hehheh* The next time you hear the word "factorial" you will scream these words. *whispers* Alice: Ohhhh naughty naughty master... I mean... SIR YES SIR! Jasper: Also you will not remember any of this. ever. Alice: Yes master. Jasper: Now when I snap my fingers, you will wake u.. Um you will be normal. Alice: SIR YES SIR!!! Jasper: *snap* **************THE NEXT DAY******************** Math teacher: Alright Jess, do you know how to find the factorial of... Alice: MY DAD IS A SEXY PICKLE!!! Teacher: Class: ALICE:  :affraid: | |
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DyingToBeACullen
Number of posts : 2197
Age : 39
Location : In the Metallicar with Dean
House : Head of Emmett House!
Registration date : 2007-03-20
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:35 pm | |
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Eternity'sTime
Number of posts : 917
Age : 30
Location : with Revelle5132, missmack123, and AmeCullen, hitting Jacob with a rolled up newspaper
Registration date : 2007-03-16
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:07 am | |
| ROFL! Now that is funny!
Luaren: I'm sorry i've been so mean Bella
Bella: awww! its alright. Lets be friends!
Luaren: Best Friends! | |
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PurpleRayRay
Number of posts : 51
Age : 34
Location : You know what? I got lost a few hours ago...
Registration date : 2007-03-19
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:15 am | |
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Eternity'sTime
Number of posts : 917
Age : 30
Location : with Revelle5132, missmack123, and AmeCullen, hitting Jacob with a rolled up newspaper
Registration date : 2007-03-16
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Sun Mar 25, 2007 2:32 pm | |
| Bella: Don't pretend i think you know, i'm damn pressious (sp?) and hell yeah i'm a mother F***ing princess!  Edward: ..... | |
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lookinthestars
Number of posts : 52
Age : 31
Location : New York
Registration date : 2007-02-11
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Sun Mar 25, 2007 2:40 pm | |
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Eternity'sTime
Number of posts : 917
Age : 30
Location : with Revelle5132, missmack123, and AmeCullen, hitting Jacob with a rolled up newspaper
Registration date : 2007-03-16
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Sun Mar 25, 2007 8:22 pm | |
| that line is classic, my dad is a sexy pickle! Hah!!! Bella: Alice come on! Lets go into Abercrombie! please! you NEVER take me shopping anymore! Alice: Have Emmett take you! i'm too busy cutting my wrists! darn it! there goes another knife... Carlisle! Where are all the steak knives!!! Carlisle: | |
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emmettforever
Number of posts : 209
Age : 33
Location : Waiting unpatiently for the horde of demon zombies in the next Supernatural
House : none... i refuse to LITTER!!!!
Registration date : 2007-03-13
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Sun Mar 25, 2007 10:00 pm | |
| - PurpleBunniesRule wrote:
- that line is classic, my dad is a sexy pickle! Hah!!!
Bella: Alice come on! Lets go into Abercrombie! please! you NEVER take me shopping anymore!
Alice: Have Emmett take you! i'm too busy cutting my wrists! darn it! there goes another knife... Carlisle! Where are all the steak knives!!!
Carlisle: hah!! that's so funny! | |
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MarthaWashington
Number of posts : 52
Age : 32
Location : Texas bleh.
Registration date : 2007-03-22
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Sun Mar 25, 2007 11:11 pm | |
| - TheSinger wrote:
- teenibopper1 wrote:
- Jasper: (wearing a glow-in-the dark, erm, icicle-sock) Hey Alice!
Alice: Huh?
Jasper: Hey Alice, sit down. look at the glowiy thing!
Alice: Ooohhh pretty!
Jasper: you are getting verrrry sleeepppy....
Alice: Duh, vampire, cant sleep!
Jasper: Oh, good point. You arre gettting verryyy obbeeediennnttt...
Alice: Yes master?
Jasper: *hehheh* The next time you hear the word "factorial" you will scream these words. *whispers*
Alice: Ohhhh naughty naughty master... I mean... SIR YES SIR!
Jasper: Also you will not remember any of this. ever.
Alice: Yes master.
Jasper: Now when I snap my fingers, you will wake u.. Um you will be normal.
Alice: SIR YES SIR!!!
Jasper: *snap*
**************THE NEXT DAY********************
Math teacher: Alright Jess, do you know how to find the factorial of...
Alice: MY DAD IS A SEXY PICKLE!!!
Teacher:
Class:
ALICE: :affraid:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That is HILARIOUS!!! I had one to post, but I laughed so hard when I read this one that it went right out of my head!   That's hilarious!!! Jacob: Hey Edward, do you want to go play some baseball later? Edward: Only if you invite Sam and the rest of the pack! | |
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DyingToBeACullen
Number of posts : 2197
Age : 39
Location : In the Metallicar with Dean
House : Head of Emmett House!
Registration date : 2007-03-20
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Mon Mar 26, 2007 12:59 am | |
| Esme: Do whatever you want, I really don't care.... | |
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emmettforever
Number of posts : 209
Age : 33
Location : Waiting unpatiently for the horde of demon zombies in the next Supernatural
House : none... i refuse to LITTER!!!!
Registration date : 2007-03-13
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Mon Mar 26, 2007 1:10 am | |
| (OK. I NO ITS CHEAP. but... well. nvm.)
Carlisle: (picture this *tehe*) *wearing long red cape, and long, cracking fingernails.* I VANT TO SUCK VOUR BLOOD!!! | |
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DyingToBeACullen
Number of posts : 2197
Age : 39
Location : In the Metallicar with Dean
House : Head of Emmett House!
Registration date : 2007-03-20
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Mon Mar 26, 2007 1:20 am | |
| - bleucatt wrote:
- (OK. I NO ITS CHEAP. but... well. nvm.)
Carlisle: (picture this *tehe*) *wearing long red cape, and long, cracking fingernails.* I VANT TO SUCK VOUR BLOOD!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! | |
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