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chibichomp
Number of posts : 121
Location : Texas
Registration date : 2007-04-09
|  Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon  Wed May 02, 2007 9:31 pm | |
| I sorta like SOME contry songs , but I can understand TOTALY why Edward dosn't ... lol ... I can't think of anything at the moment ... hmmmm ... | |
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missingauthor
Number of posts : 2
Age : 30
Registration date : 2007-04-25
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Thu May 03, 2007 7:18 pm | |
| edward: *sparkling at forks high
teacher: Edward, why are you sparkling
Edward: be sparkly, its all the rage in idaho | |
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He'sMyLife
Number of posts : 87
Age : 34
Location : Here and There...
Registration date : 2007-04-04
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Fri May 04, 2007 9:15 am | |
| Edward: Hey Mike...how about going hunting with me this weekend?
Mike: We're going hunting together?? YAY!!
Edward: (thinking to himself) yeah, Something like that. | |
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twinkerbella
Number of posts : 12
Age : 32
Location : hiding in the back seat of edward's volvo
Registration date : 2007-05-06
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Mon May 07, 2007 4:25 pm | |
| okay...hmm...lete me take a whack at this...
::bella walks by::
edward: ::sings:: i like big butts and i can not lie!
bella: ::slaps:: perv...
::bella wlaks into edwards room, edwards reading on his couch::
bella: whatcha reading edward?
edward: vampirism for dummies
bella: edward play my lullaby for me!
edward: no way! im sick of playing it for you! learn to play the piano and play it for yourself!
(i actually got this from deviantart but i'll put it here for everyone...)
edward: yo momma is SOO fat...
volturi: ::snaps:: oh no you di-int!
emmett: hey bella lets go get you drunk!
bella: sure why not?! and lets see if edward wants to watch!
jasper: alice i think you bought enough shoes for today sweetie...
alice: no! i NEED more shoes.
jasper: but--
alice: DONT tell me that i dont need anymore shoes!!!!! grr.... | |
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twinkerbella
Number of posts : 12
Age : 32
Location : hiding in the back seat of edward's volvo
Registration date : 2007-05-06
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Mon May 07, 2007 4:38 pm | |
| here i go again!
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mike: bella ive got something to tell you...
bella: yes mike?
mike: ive decided that im gay.
bella: ::mutters under breath:: thank god...
mike: what was that bella?
bella: ::soft giggles:: oh nothing ::smile:: so...wow...um why exactly are you telling ME this mike??
mike: well...edward...he's pretty hot.
bella: yeah i know......wait WHAT?! what are you trying to say mike? that your gonna steal edward?!
mike: uh--
bella: oh hell no! edward freakin straight!
mike: yeah well you know its possible to change someone...
bella: NOOO! hes mine! ::slaps::
mike: ::rubs cheek:: ow...
::edward enters::
edward: hey...whats going on?
mike: ::quickly fixes himself up:: hey...e-edward! so i was wondering...
bella: ::grabs edwards hand and pulls him away quickly::
mike: ::calls after them:: WAIT EDWARD! I FORGOT TO GIVE YOU MY NUMBER!!! | |
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He'sMyLife
Number of posts : 87
Age : 34
Location : Here and There...
Registration date : 2007-04-04
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Tue May 08, 2007 9:00 am | |
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Emmettshomegrl!
Number of posts : 10
Registration date : 2007-04-16
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Tue May 08, 2007 6:07 pm | |
| ok ok heres one
Edward- hey Bella
Bella- EWWW EDWARD CULLEN!!
yeah i kno it sux | |
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twinkerbella
Number of posts : 12
Age : 32
Location : hiding in the back seat of edward's volvo
Registration date : 2007-05-06
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Tue May 08, 2007 6:57 pm | |
| - Emmettshomegrl! wrote:
- ok ok heres one
Edward- hey Bella
Bella- EWWW EDWARD CULLEN!!
yeah i kno it sux no its cute. that definitely wont be said in twilight (hense the forum name...) i like it. | |
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Emmettshomegrl!
Number of posts : 10
Registration date : 2007-04-16
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Wed May 09, 2007 5:24 pm | |
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Eternity'sTime
Number of posts : 917
Age : 30
Location : with Revelle5132, missmack123, and AmeCullen, hitting Jacob with a rolled up newspaper
Registration date : 2007-03-16
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Fri May 11, 2007 11:45 pm | |
| ok i'm hyper tonight so people, be afraid
who knows what i'll do to the Cullen's on the skit thread *insert evil laughter here*
*cough*
*Bella and Alice are at the Mall shopping*
Bella: lets get some shoes, lets get some shoes, lets get some shoes
Alice: omg shoes, omg shoes, omg shoes
Bella: these shoes are three hundred dollars, lets get them!
heh... that sorta sucked
Jassica: It's Edward Cullen!
Edward: Really!!? Where?! | |
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twinkerbella
Number of posts : 12
Age : 32
Location : hiding in the back seat of edward's volvo
Registration date : 2007-05-06
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Sat May 12, 2007 10:33 pm | |
| - IveComeToTakeYourCheese wrote:
- *Bella and Alice are at the Mall shopping*
Bella: lets get some shoes, lets get some shoes, lets get some shoes
Alice: omg shoes, omg shoes, omg shoes
Bella: these shoes are three hundred dollars, lets get them! omg! i love that! hee...shoes... | |
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Eternity'sTime
Number of posts : 917
Age : 30
Location : with Revelle5132, missmack123, and AmeCullen, hitting Jacob with a rolled up newspaper
Registration date : 2007-03-16
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Thu May 17, 2007 5:26 pm | |
| *all the Cullens are sitting around a camp fire*
Emmett: Hey guys!! lets sing a song!
Jasper: how 'bout the camp fire song song!
all: Yeah? its the C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song! its the C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song! if you think we can't sing it any fast then your wrong! it would help if you all sang along!!
*somehwere off in the woods a wolf howls, probably Jake*
Bella: oh my gosh! Like two weeks ago i talked Cameron Diaz out of buying this henious (sp?) angora sweater! who ever said orange was the new pink was Seriously disturbed.
*Cullens stare at Bella, dumbfound*
Edward: *to Bella* So its your 'time of the month' huh? | |
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Eternity'sTime
Number of posts : 917
Age : 30
Location : with Revelle5132, missmack123, and AmeCullen, hitting Jacob with a rolled up newspaper
Registration date : 2007-03-16
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Tue May 29, 2007 9:17 pm | |
| sorry for the double post, but i have an insperation (sp?) Edward: Houston we have a problem Jasper: Its always problem, problem, problem with you guys! Don't you ever call just to say hi?! Edward:  can't you just imagine Jasper saying that in the gayest voice. hehe...  | |
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chibichomp
Number of posts : 121
Location : Texas
Registration date : 2007-04-09
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Wed May 30, 2007 5:48 pm | |
| Jake: I VANT TO SUCK VOUR BLOOD!!! Bella: Jake: What ? Don't you like Vampires ? | |
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Eternity'sTime
Number of posts : 917
Age : 30
Location : with Revelle5132, missmack123, and AmeCullen, hitting Jacob with a rolled up newspaper
Registration date : 2007-03-16
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:23 pm | |
| hehe.. i LOVE that one ^^
Emmett: I WISH I WAS AN OSCAR MEYER WEINER!!! OH THAT IS WHAT I REALLY WANT TO BE!!! CUZ IF I WAS AN OSCAR MEYER WEINER!!! EVERYONE WOULD BE IN LOVE WITH ME!!! -hic- *passes out*
Rosalie: Now what do we do with the body? | |
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chibichomp
Number of posts : 121
Location : Texas
Registration date : 2007-04-09
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Wed Jun 13, 2007 10:22 pm | |
| lol ... that was hilarious (sp?)
I love the whole: "now what do we do with the body" thing ... lol ... | |
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Eternity'sTime
Number of posts : 917
Age : 30
Location : with Revelle5132, missmack123, and AmeCullen, hitting Jacob with a rolled up newspaper
Registration date : 2007-03-16
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:27 pm | |
| lol
you might want to check out the Drunk Vampires Thread on the Twilight Lexicon
you'd be surprised
*winces at memories of Emmett's fetish with pickles, JAspers fetish with Pink (the pink vampire bra) and well... drunk vampires*
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Jasper: Maybe we can turn the body int -hic- to more vodka.
Alice: nosh! not Emmett shilly. -hic- how aboutsh Bella
Edward: NOOOOOO!!!! *throws a punch in the air, turns around in circles, falls to the ground out cold* | |
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chibichomp
Number of posts : 121
Location : Texas
Registration date : 2007-04-09
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:33 pm | |
| well ... that was ... enlightening (sp?)... *cough* *cough*
anyway ....
(( i know this sucks, but oh well ))
Jasper: Bella's comming over ?
Ed: Ya.
Jasper: Hide the rum !
(( weird Pirates2 crack ... sorry ... lol ... )) | |
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Eternity'sTime
Number of posts : 917
Age : 30
Location : with Revelle5132, missmack123, and AmeCullen, hitting Jacob with a rolled up newspaper
Registration date : 2007-03-16
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:39 am | |
| Edward: why would we want to hide the rum? Jacob:*sigh* since she's turned 21 she's been all over the stuff Edward: she's not 21... Jacob: she's not?... *high-pitch girly scream* OH MY GOD SHE"S AN UNDERAGE DRINKER!!!!! CALL THE COPS!!!! *passes out from lack of air* Edward: *shrugs and chugs a bottle of vodka* ah... that hitsh the shpot -hic- | |
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chibichomp
Number of posts : 121
Location : Texas
Registration date : 2007-04-09
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:34 am | |
| Bella: My vodka ! Edward !
*Bella and Edward start fighting over Vodka *
*Edward wresels bottel away from Bella *
Edward: Ha ha ... I got ... hic ... it !
*Edward gets up and runs a wide circle around them, but it looks a little wobbly *
Carslile: That idn't a good sighn ....
Alice: Edward ! You shouldn't be running while intoxicated !
Bella: Ya ! And where are you goiung with my Vodka ? | |
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Eternity'sTime
Number of posts : 917
Age : 30
Location : with Revelle5132, missmack123, and AmeCullen, hitting Jacob with a rolled up newspaper
Registration date : 2007-03-16
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:44 pm | |
| Bella: *sighs, seeing as Edward isn't going to stop anytime soon* Alish, you up for shome tequila shotsh? Alice: i don't know... i mean look at Edward... and that's just rum and vodka... Bella: Pleash? -hic- Alice: your drunk Bells... Bella: sho? -hic- Alice: you don't need this *takes the shot glasses and tequila away from Bella, who's trying to open the bottle with her teeth* Bella: GIVE ME BACK MY TEQUILA!!!!!!!  Alice: *gulp* Edward: I WANTSH A -hic- PONY DADDDDDY!!!! Carlisle: oh dear god... | |
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chibichomp
Number of posts : 121
Location : Texas
Registration date : 2007-04-09
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Fri Jun 15, 2007 1:20 pm | |
| *Alice sips cautiously then takes a big gulp*
Alice: Hey ! This stuff is *hic* great Bella !
*Bella grabs bottel from Alice*
Alice: Hey ! Give that back !
*Bella holds alchihal (sp?) over Alice's head*
Bella: Ha ha ! I'm taler than you !
Charslile (thinking): Wow ... she must be realy alchihal suseptable, she's only had a few sips and she allready can't think clearly enough to just jump up and grab the bottel. She can easily jump a few feet in the air ...
Aro: Absolutly amazing. I must try this !
*Aro grabs bottel from Bella*
Bella: Stupid vampires ... allways taking my alchihal away .... stupid onion butt ... stupid edward ... stupid alice ... grrrr ... | |
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Eternity'sTime
Number of posts : 917
Age : 30
Location : with Revelle5132, missmack123, and AmeCullen, hitting Jacob with a rolled up newspaper
Registration date : 2007-03-16
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Fri Jun 15, 2007 1:49 pm | |
| Aro: *tries to grab the bottle of alcohol (dictionary.com does wonders) from Bella*
Bella: *hisses* NOSH! My Tequila!!! -hic-
Aro: amazing... simply amazing...
Carlisle: Aro, trust me, you DON'T want any of that
Aro: why not? have you tried it?
Carlisle: well... no.
Alice: Bellllla! I want -hic- my tequila backsh
Bella: It ishn't -hic - yoursh
Edward: Itsh mine!! *tackles Bella lightly and grabs the bottle of tequila* Haha! -hic-
Bella: EEEDDDDDDDW -hic- WWAAARRRRRRDDD!!!
Carlisle: *takes tequila from Edward, chugs it and makes a face, wiping access (sp?) alcohol from lips* woah... that shome shtufff -hic-
Aro: *grabs a bottle of rum* To alcohol!
Alice, Bella, Edward, and Carlisle: TO ALCOHOLSH!!!
*they all chug a bottle of rum*
Jasper: *walks in and sees everybody too drunk to function* woah... | |
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chibichomp
Number of posts : 121
Location : Texas
Registration date : 2007-04-09
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Fri Jun 15, 2007 6:09 pm | |
| Jasper collapses and gets up after a minuet
Jasper: Dang ! You guys are so drunk I can hardly stand up.
Edward: No ... you can't have any ...
Jasper: I didn't say ... oh ... well ... says who ?
Charslile (now drunk as well): Ya, says who ? *hic*
Edward: well ... only if you go get... *hic* ... us all some more ... *hic* ... vodka ... *hic*
Jack Sparrow: And more rum !
Bella: Where did you come from ?
Jack Sparrow: I'm not realy sure, but I seem to magicaly apear whenever their's free rum offered ... ( :pirat: ) | |
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chibichomp
Number of posts : 121
Location : Texas
Registration date : 2007-04-09
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Fri Jun 15, 2007 6:12 pm | |
| i have started geting this confused with th "SKITS BY EVERY ONE" ... lol ... it has prety much turned into one anyway ... | |
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