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Eternity'sTime
Number of posts : 917
Age : 30
Location : with Revelle5132, missmack123, and AmeCullen, hitting Jacob with a rolled up newspaper
Registration date : 2007-03-16
|  Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon  Fri Jun 15, 2007 7:19 pm | |
| true... we should transfer it to the skit thread...
TO THE SKIT THREAD!! *cleche bat man music* | |
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Eternity'sTime
Number of posts : 917
Age : 30
Location : with Revelle5132, missmack123, and AmeCullen, hitting Jacob with a rolled up newspaper
Registration date : 2007-03-16
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Mon Jun 18, 2007 5:04 pm | |
| sorry for the double post Carlisle: Esme?! Esme?!?! Where's my snuggle muffins!?!?Esme: *hisses to him* i thought we agreed you'd never call me that in public!  Carlisle: but i'm your stud muffin!  | |
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MooMooMan28
Number of posts : 9
Registration date : 2007-04-06
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Fri Jun 29, 2007 7:29 pm | |
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Eternity'sTime
Number of posts : 917
Age : 30
Location : with Revelle5132, missmack123, and AmeCullen, hitting Jacob with a rolled up newspaper
Registration date : 2007-03-16
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Fri Jun 29, 2007 7:31 pm | |
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chibichomp
Number of posts : 121
Location : Texas
Registration date : 2007-04-09
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Sat Jun 30, 2007 10:29 am | |
| Alice: *hic* sorry guys, he get's like this sometimes ... *hic* (( attempts halfheartedly to drag Jasper away)) | |
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Eternity'sTime
Number of posts : 917
Age : 30
Location : with Revelle5132, missmack123, and AmeCullen, hitting Jacob with a rolled up newspaper
Registration date : 2007-03-16
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Sat Jun 30, 2007 10:59 am | |
| lol
nice one
let's see
*Bella walks by*
Emmett: Smack that! all on the floor! Smack that! give me some more!
Edward: *growl-ly* | |
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Alice_No's_All
Number of posts : 213
Age : 30
Location : with jacob.... save a horse ride a werewolf
Registration date : 2007-07-30
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:37 am | |
| i know its kind of bad but... im doing it anyway
bella: i leaving you edward. for jacob
edward: you...dont...want...me
bella: not anymore you had your chance now i want the werewolfs
edward runs away screaming: mike i need your phone number!
i know bad but i had to put it out there | |
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emmettforever
Number of posts : 209
Age : 33
Location : Waiting unpatiently for the horde of demon zombies in the next Supernatural
House : none... i refuse to LITTER!!!!
Registration date : 2007-03-13
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Thu Aug 09, 2007 4:31 pm | |
| bella: what is a banana?
edward: its a yellow fruit. also a pudding... a DELICIOUS pudding.
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i no. i went there. WHAT!!! jk. im happy to be back thats all. | |
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chibichomp
Number of posts : 121
Location : Texas
Registration date : 2007-04-09
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Fri Aug 10, 2007 8:55 am | |
| wow ... THAT was weird ... lol ...
After Eclipse there needs to be some revision to the "never say", cuz some studdis said that is never expected.
I'm dying not to say stuff about it right now, but ya ... if you have read it, please tell me ! | |
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Edward_Luver
Number of posts : 560
Age : 32
Location : Anywhere with Edward Anthony Masen Cullen!!!!!!(IL) =]
Registration date : 2007-07-29
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Sat Aug 11, 2007 3:29 am | |
| ok so people who have read Eclipse would probably have the same reaction i did the the MEADOW SCENE
now in a MILLION YEARS... i could never get enough strength to stop him (and i wouldn't try to find any) lol
ok..................... ummm
Jacob: Bella, umm... i have to tell you something
Bella: go ahead, Jake!
Jacob: i got imprinted................
Bella: REALLY?????? thats great, when do i meet this girl?
Jacob: ummm......... welll......... you.........sort of already............have!
Bella: oh, Jocob..... you know that i can't....-
Jacob: EWWWWWWW NO...... Bella its not you....... u have to promise........ not to................. laugh
Bella: I PROMISE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jacob: You've meet them before......they're with me all the time........~~~~~~~~~
Bella: come on Jake, you can tell me!
Jacob: OK FINE!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S PAUL....OK????????????? HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella: :affraid:
SORRY... its all i can think of right now.... that DOESN'T CORUPPT THE BOOK!!!!!!!!!! lol | |
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electric city !
Number of posts : 6279
Age : 115
Location : where promises turn to dust.
Registration date : 2007-02-10
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:02 am | |
| hahahahahhahahahhahahahah omg that was soooooooo funnnyyyyyyyy!!!!!!! i almost fell out of my seat laughing.  i have a ton of good ones for eclipse, but im refraining myself from spoiling it.  | |
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Eternity'sTime
Number of posts : 917
Age : 30
Location : with Revelle5132, missmack123, and AmeCullen, hitting Jacob with a rolled up newspaper
Registration date : 2007-03-16
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:03 pm | |
| Edward: Bella, i can't do this anymore Bella: do what...? Edward: live this.. this... this lie! Bella: I understand Edward, but do yo-- Edward: no! you don't understand! Your my great-grand-daughter!  Emmett: So then i was like NOWAY! and she was like YAWAY! and i was like NOWAY! and she was like YAWAY! and then we like went and had pizza at like the best pizza store ever! and then we went to like Saphora and like got make-up for, ya know, our faces and stuff and then we like went to get our nails done! Esme: *reading magazine* that's nice dear... | |
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Edward_Luver
Number of posts : 560
Age : 32
Location : Anywhere with Edward Anthony Masen Cullen!!!!!!(IL) =]
Registration date : 2007-07-29
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:03 pm | |
| i SOOOOOOOO know wat u mean AnnaCullen..... i am really Restraining myself (with chains to a tree) IF YOU KNOW WAT I MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol!
EVERYONE HURRY UP AND READ ECLIPSE........................ COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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Edward_Luver
Number of posts : 560
Age : 32
Location : Anywhere with Edward Anthony Masen Cullen!!!!!!(IL) =]
Registration date : 2007-07-29
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Edward_Luver
Number of posts : 560
Age : 32
Location : Anywhere with Edward Anthony Masen Cullen!!!!!!(IL) =]
Registration date : 2007-07-29
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Sat Aug 11, 2007 2:24 pm | |
| Edward: *to Bella* So its your 'time of the month' huh?
Rosalie: Now what do we do with the body?
Edward: I WANTSH A -hic- PONY DADDDDDY!!!!
Carlisle: oh dear god...
All HILARIOUS.... all by LiveForInsanity
um... ok
Alice: Bella, i have to tell you something.... but don't get mad ok?
Bella: what is it Alice?
Alice: well, I was really depressed yesterday.. and Jasper wasn't around... only Edward was home.... and..................
Bella: wat........??????????????
Alice: well.... we got a little drunk...... and a little out of hand!
Bella: out of hand ..............how??????????????????
Alice: lets just say...... if i were human.... i would be taking the EPT right now.....
Bella: WWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTTTTT????????????????
Alice: don't worry Bella....... if it makes u feel any better i can get Jasper to do it with u!!!!!!!! | |
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KateHale
Number of posts : 54
Location : is thinking about how gorgeous her man(Edward Cullen) is
Registration date : 2007-08-10
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Sat Aug 11, 2007 3:10 pm | |
| THESE ARE HILARIOUS I wish I had the mind power to create one myself...haha but I'll work on it and then post one when I have a goooood one! lol :) | |
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Edward_Luver
Number of posts : 560
Age : 32
Location : Anywhere with Edward Anthony Masen Cullen!!!!!!(IL) =]
Registration date : 2007-07-29
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:20 pm | |
| Jasper: Bella, we need to talk...........
Bella: wat about, Jasper?
Jasper: well............. its about Edward................. and you!!!!!!!!!
Bella: is something wrong???????????????
Jasper: well................ yes....... and no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella: Wat is it Jasper??????????????
Jasper: I LOVE YOU BELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella: :affraid:......................... um Jasper..... i love Edward....................
Alice: BELLA..................... u S.O.B................. HOW DARE U TAKE JASPER AWAY FROM ME................. i thought you LOVED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(sorry not the best... still funny to me though) | |
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KateHale
Number of posts : 54
Location : is thinking about how gorgeous her man(Edward Cullen) is
Registration date : 2007-08-10
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:38 am | |
| - EmmettLover wrote:
- Jasper: Hey Bella, wanna go make out?
Bella: Sure Edward's won't find out if you don't think about. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA THATS HILARIOUS I wish that was in there. damn kidddddinggg edward and Bella are too perfect. I wish that edward said Bella lets go make out. that would be quite hilar. hahaha | |
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Eternity'sTime
Number of posts : 917
Age : 30
Location : with Revelle5132, missmack123, and AmeCullen, hitting Jacob with a rolled up newspaper
Registration date : 2007-03-16
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:44 pm | |
| Emmett: suffocation, not breathing Bella: ... you know you don't have to breathe, right? Emmett: ... It's a song! Bella: ... oh... Emmett: *sigh* i wish i had pierced ears... | |
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missmack123
Number of posts : 2561
Age : 30
Location : Over the freaking rainbow
House : Esme.
Registration date : 2007-08-10
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:06 pm | |
| Embry: Oh no you didnt
Paul: Oh yes I did
Embry: No you did not just steal MY Jacob from me
Paul:oh yes, yes i did
Embry: Im gonna like totally kill you
Paul:Bring it on Bee-atch
its not very funny but its all i got right now | |
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Eternity'sTime
Number of posts : 917
Age : 30
Location : with Revelle5132, missmack123, and AmeCullen, hitting Jacob with a rolled up newspaper
Registration date : 2007-03-16
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:23 pm | |
| Jacob: Bella... i don't love you anymore... Bella: uh... why not? Jacob: i imprinted Bella: on who.... Jacob: ... Paul... Bella: Emmett: Every body makes mistakes, everybody has those days, everybody knows what, what i'm talking 'bout, everybody gets that way. Every body makes mistakes, everybody has those days, everybody knows what, what i'm talking 'bout, everybody gets that way. Sometimes i'm in a jam, i gotta make a plan. It might be crazy, i do it anyway. Noway to know for sure, i figure out a cure. I'm patching up the holes, but then it overflows. If i'm not doing to well. (clap clap, clap) why be so hard on myself? NOBODY'S PERFECT! I GOTTA WORK IT! AGAIN AND AGAIN TILL I GET IT RIGHT! NOBODY'S PERFECT, YA LIVE AND YA LEARN IT, because everybody makes mistakes, nobody's perfect. Nobody's Perfect, naw naw! nobody's perfect! School: the imprint thing is Edward_Luver's idea by the way
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missmack123
Number of posts : 2561
Age : 30
Location : Over the freaking rainbow
House : Esme.
Registration date : 2007-08-10
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:39 pm | |
| - LiveForInsanity wrote:
- Jacob: Bella... i don't love you anymore...
Bella: uh... why not?
Jacob: i imprinted
Bella: on who....
Jacob: ... Paul...
Bella:
Emmett: Every body makes mistakes, everybody has those days, everybody knows what, what i'm talking 'bout, everybody gets that way. Every body makes mistakes, everybody has those days, everybody knows what, what i'm talking 'bout, everybody gets that way.
Sometimes i'm in a jam, i gotta make a plan. It might be crazy, i do it anyway. Noway to know for sure, i figure out a cure. I'm patching up the holes, but then it overflows. If i'm not doing to well. (clap clap, clap) why be so hard on myself? NOBODY'S PERFECT! I GOTTA WORK IT! AGAIN AND AGAIN TILL I GET IT RIGHT! NOBODY'S PERFECT, YA LIVE AND YA LEARN IT, because everybody makes mistakes, nobody's perfect.
Nobody's Perfect, naw naw! nobody's perfect!
School: omg that is so fricken hilarious | |
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Eternity'sTime
Number of posts : 917
Age : 30
Location : with Revelle5132, missmack123, and AmeCullen, hitting Jacob with a rolled up newspaper
Registration date : 2007-03-16
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:57 pm | |
| there's nothing wrong with jake-y being gay
it would make me quite happy (i'm a girl, don't worry)
so he wouldn't get in the way of Bella and Edward's relationship
Bella: Emmett what are you wearing?
Emmett: yer face-ah! | |
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Edward_Luver
Number of posts : 560
Age : 32
Location : Anywhere with Edward Anthony Masen Cullen!!!!!!(IL) =]
Registration date : 2007-07-29
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:35 pm | |
| hey.... the inprinted thing.... about being gay with paul is MINE!!!!!!!!!
jk... just don't copy it..... or anyone elses.... not nice ppl! | |
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missmack123
Number of posts : 2561
Age : 30
Location : Over the freaking rainbow
House : Esme.
Registration date : 2007-08-10
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:56 pm | |
| - Edward_Luver wrote:
- hey.... the inprinted thing.... about being gay with paul is MINE!!!!!!!!!
jk... just don't copy it..... or anyone elses.... not nice ppl! I was just adding to yours | |
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