When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.

XD these are definitely not good times to say the quotes X0

omc your right! wow i'm sorry! actually i posted that last night and i was reeeeally out of it. i'm not surprised that i mixed them up! but sorry anyways


andd yeah that is funny!

When your principal is talking about skipping school you say "Ditching is healthy."

If you go to a fortune teller, and when they are telling your fortune, you punch them in the face and say "How could you not see that coming? Some psychic you are!"

You are the narator for your school play and the main character just killed his wife and you say "and he was unconditionally and irrovocably in love with her"

Your on a date with your BF and you just read Eclipse and you say I love you Jacob!

you're at a Drugs Anonymous group and recovering from your addiction. on your last day there you say 'your exactly my type of heroin'

When a tour guide is telling you the dangers of eagles
"I don't know, the eagle is a very good looking bird!"



Not so good, I know...
I tried

LOL. wow.... Yes, not very good times for these quotes!

Your at a blood drive and the man taking you blood tells the helper. "Her blood sings to me."

When your teacher asks you a question and you say "what kind of idiotic question is that?"

not sure what book since i just finished new moon and now im reading eclipse...so whatver

when your best friend is talking to you about getting married- "he's like a drug for you"

(not sure if those are the actual words but the book is all the way upstairs...)

wow. these are really good!

When you're being threatened to be beaten up by someone and you say, "What's tempting you more? My blood or my body?"

...I had a waay better one, but right when I put my hands on the keyboard to type, I forgot what it was.

yeah, I do that a lot. its very frustrating.

I've got one.

Your little brother runs into the room and you put your hands on his shoulders, look him in the eyes and say "I want you to be Human".

I have another one. Your friend just got out of a Narcotics anonymous meeting and you say to her/him "Your my brand of Heroin".

While trying to convince your girlfriend you are in fact "not a Dazzler"... (I know this probably only applies to me haha)

OH!
When you're in a hospital waiting room 'cause you've chopped off your finger, you say to the guy next to you "We just can't seem to hold our shape together"


Not very good, but hey

thats okay ^ mine have been pretty bad lately too

your in a haunted house with your friends and every time you guys see something scary you shout "this is death-trap!"



as you can see not my best..

in a health class "my brand of heroine" especially during the alcohol and drugs unit

Go up to your best friend and look all serious and say "Do I dazzle you?"

go to a police officer.."what if i'm a bad guy?"

haha that was funny
go up to someone you dont like and say "I want to be a monster too."

lolz shit i cant think of one T_T but im gunna do the dazzle thing to my best friend today