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+45squishy_cullen Dazzling down.the.rabbit.hole Pshh_its_Abby false pretence. VampireAtHeart sneaky little i. stellabellax513 xXxVampGirlxXx dazzledBella Eternal_Esme ClumsyCat Jeshika-chan_ate_your_mom xxlizzyloserxx Queen Cullen greenpixie1797 luvia jaspers_gurl_23 peechez1001 [LostWithoutYou] larissa cullen _iHartJasper_ Paxomaniac Bitten Stephanie Cullen yocrowe14 Striddykins the dodo's conundrum. Alu_Rathbone Vampire Adik MsquaredRW steph&edward madlenkadoll spinningpeanut Dawnbreaker loveTwilight! Sonia Cullen lookaftermyheart DarkTabatha Elena Cullen ?!?!?!?! Lairai CoCoMcD DyingToBeACullen blackbaccara333 49 posters |
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MsquaredRW
Number of posts : 6543
Age : 32
Location : New Orleans, baby.
House : Carlisle
Registration date : 2008-04-01
|  Subject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.  Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:45 pm | |
| Yeah. Text talk annoys me. The only thing I can take is lolo and plz.
Anyway everyone is good at coming up with jokes! | |
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squishy_cullen
Number of posts : 12
Age : 30
Location : There is something, I see in you, it might kill me, I want it to be true
House : don't make me choose!
Registration date : 2008-12-01
| | Subject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes. Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:04 am | |
| You see a group of fat ugly kids that look like 'dogs', you go up to them and say
"So, what's the latest pack scandal" | |
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squishy_cullen
Number of posts : 12
Age : 30
Location : There is something, I see in you, it might kill me, I want it to be true
House : don't make me choose!
Registration date : 2008-12-01
| | Subject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes. Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:05 am | |
| -if you're a lad-
you go up to Paris hilton and say
"I prefer brunettes" | |
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squishy_cullen
Number of posts : 12
Age : 30
Location : There is something, I see in you, it might kill me, I want it to be true
House : don't make me choose!
Registration date : 2008-12-01
| | Subject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes. Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:09 am | |
| You're onyourhoneymoon and yourhusband is about to get into bed (he's naked-it is a honeymoon-)
"Is it really impossible to wear clothes (Jacob)? | |
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squishy_cullen
Number of posts : 12
Age : 30
Location : There is something, I see in you, it might kill me, I want it to be true
House : don't make me choose!
Registration date : 2008-12-01
| | Subject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes. Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:18 am | |
| You're introduced to your mates new boyfriend and he's got really goofy teeth. When you're with your mate by yourself you say,
"I'm not trying to be a jerk or anything, I'm honestly curious. What's it like having a vampire for a boy friend?" | |
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down.the.rabbit.hole
Number of posts : 3556
Age : 32
Location : Frolicking in the depths of insaniy
House : Alice. Pixy. Perfect. Priceless. Honorary member of Esme & Carlisle
Registration date : 2008-04-10
| | Subject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes. Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:26 am | |
| ^no double posting and in your case qudriple posting you have to edit your posts if you want to add more. Did you read the rules?
When your mum comes hom with her new boyfriend.
He never leaves, does he? | |
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spinningpeanut
Number of posts : 240
Age : 31
Location : Building a rocket in my basement. IT'S NOT CARDBOARD!! It is a paper like weightless material DUH!!
House : ROCKING THE EMMETT HOUSE!!!
Registration date : 2008-04-02
| | Subject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes. Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:01 am | |
| I'm back after a long time!!! ok here is a funny on the spot one
You're at christmas dinner and you and your cousin are sittng next to each other. The put the suckling pig right in front of you and it's facing you and your cousin. Then you wisper over to your cousin and say, "He looks at you like your something to eat." | |
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whearazyourheart
Number of posts : 2504
Age : 29
Location : The Random Barn!
House : Jasper makes the special people love him - Jasper House and honorary member of Carlisle!
Registration date : 2008-12-13
| | Subject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes. Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:06 pm | |
| (your in class, your first day, you know no one and some random person sits down beside you)
"I've been waiting a long time for you" | |
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bellacullen1901
Number of posts : 11
Age : 30
House : er...the Cullen's!! (I can't choose)
Registration date : 2009-01-04
| | Subject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes. Sun Jan 04, 2009 6:30 pm | |
| You're going past a zoo keeper at the zoo, you go up to him and say "Watch me hunt" and walk towards the lion cage.
Not very good... I know
Not like squishy_cullens. Hers are awesome | |
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vampire.girli
Number of posts : 616
Age : 29
Location : Trying to get a sanity.
House : Emmett House!!! Cause Emmett CAN be BETTER than Edward any day!
Registration date : 2008-12-10
| | Subject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes. Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:08 pm | |
| You're in the middle of a cafeteria with all your friends. Suddenly, you yell "Stupid unreliable vampire!" | |
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Twilightx4ever
Number of posts : 725
Age : 28
Location : Stabbing Edward Cullen with a pencil!
House : CARLISLE FTW!
Registration date : 2008-12-23
| | Subject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes. Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:54 pm | |
| This one is stupid...
Your waitress is asking if you'd prefer to sit in smoking or non-smoking, and you say...
"Oh, I'm with the vampires of course!"
Told you...stupid...another one!
You go to your cardiologist (heart doctor) and say...
"Take care of my heart, I've left it with you."
ONE MORE!
After karate practice
Mom: "What happened to your hand?"
You: "I punched a werewolf in the face!" | |
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