"Corrupt A Wish" Game

Granted but you are snowed in, lose all your electricity, and almost starve before the snow finally melts enough to let you go shopping for groceries. And then the stores are closed. MWAHAHAHA

I wish House was on at least one channel at this moment.

Granted, but the broadcast is continually interupted by those annoying Cash For Gold commercials.

I wish that I was going to Florida for New Year's like I was supposed to. Grr.

ewwwww i hate those commercials!

Granted but then there is a mondo terrorist attack on florida 0_o

I wish the whole idea of government wasn't so screwed up

Doesn't everyone? "I had no idea my gold jewelry was worth so much money!" Bahaha.

Granted, but, although the idea isn't screwed up, the actual government still was.

I wish that people weren't so stupid in making closeminded decisions.

Granted, they just don't make the decisions at all.

I wish my school had a GSA

I would be totally okay with stupid, closeminded people making decisions. Lol.

Granted, but nobody belonged to it.

I wish that he actually knew who I was.

Granted, but once he finds out, he continues to ignore you.

I wish that my uncle wasn't here.

Granted, but, although your uncle isn't there, four hundred feral cats are.

I wish that my friend would stop trying to be nice to her incredibly immature ex-boyfriend.

Granted but then she stops trying to be nice to anyone!

(and lol, feral cats!!! run!)

I wish I had the seasons of House on DVD

Granted, but all the world's DVD players have disappeared.

I wish that my little brother would stop crying.

Granted, but he becomes a heartless monster and never has feelings again (okay that one was hard for me, why's he crying?)

I wish I could be in a healthy relationship for once.

I actually don't know...Lol.

Granted, but your relationship is with a sumo wrestler who only speaks Swahili.

I wish that I had one of those things so that you can listen to your iPod in the shower.

Granted, but then you lose your iPod.

(ahahaha swahili. nice)

I wish I could just go straight to college now.

Granted, but you don't get accepted into college.

I wish that I would definitely be accepted to Stanford.

Granted, but then you would have no way to pay for your tuition, and you don't get a scholarship.

I wish I could decide on a medical specialty.

Granted, but the one that you decided on soon becomes obsolete due to modern technology.

I wish that I would stop being so OCD about everything.

Granted, but you lose interest in everything and fall into a depression.

I wish I was a character on House.

Granted, but you're some annoying doctor that everyone hates.

I wish that my stupid History Day project would be over and done with.

Granted, but in return for it being finished you get your grade knocked down 3 letter grades.

(an annoying doctor that everyone hates...house, anyone? XD)

I wish I could move up a spot in posts.

Lol, true, true.

Granted, but you get kicked off the entire forum for spamming.

I wish that I had a laptop.

Granted, but you forget to use the cooling pad thing and leave burns on your legs every time you use it.

I wish I could fit 20 house icons into my siggy.

Granted, but they're all so small that you can't see them.

I wish that my parents didn't think it was normal for me to go to bed at 9.

Granted, they then think it's normal for you to go to bed at 8.

I wish I had a glass of water.

Granted, but it's nasty sewer water.

I wish I had a pet sugar glider.

Granted, but since I have no clue WTH that is, you don't get what you were expecting

I wish I could do the Cornell free summer program this summer.