"Corrupt A Wish" Game

Lol, it's like a little hamster-y thing. Idk.

Granted, but a massive snowstorm traps you there forever.

I wish that I had a cell phone.

forever in ithaca, new york? the horror...*sarcasm*

Granted, but you never have good enough service to call anyone (that's my real life right there)

I wish he would text me right now.

Haha.

Granted, but he just texts you a stupid chain mail thing.

I wish that my cousin would send me the CDs she promised to make me.

blarg, he texts those all the time

Granted, but in the process of sending, they get scratched beyond repair.

I wish gay marriage would be legalized.

granted but then some random gay girl comes up and proposes to you

i wish Jack B- oh wait thats not a very good wish...

I wish I could sing.

yaya. gay girls proposing to me makes my day.

Granted but then you are mobbed and mauled by fanboys and fangirls and paralyzed.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

I wish you went so lazy and MEAN too......

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I wish that I was more likable.

Granted, but you get a stalker who trails you and won't leave you alone.

I wish I could sleep NOW.

Granted but while you sleep your house burns down


I wish that I could make a glittery banner

Granted, but you can't upload it to anything.

I wish that I could go out to lunch with my friends.

granted but you all get food poisoning.

I wish I had a wish...

Granted but you have no one to grant the wish once you have one.

I wish I could find my phone and call my mom.

Granted but as soon as the line goes through your phone implodes.


I wish I knew what the Spanish phrase in ellie's siggy is.
-I am a ______?- (Yo so una sortera)

Granted, but it's not a real word (I just made up a word for sorter)

I wish my boyfriend would stop calling me.

Granted but then he starts texting you non-stop.



I wish that I knew what to wish for

Granted, but before you can post it, you forget.

I wish that my dad would turn the volume on the TV down.

Granted but then you can never turn it up again

I wish I had my ipod speakers

Granted, but you blow them out when you turn them on and they never work again.

I wish that I could gain one more spot on the top poster list.

Granted but then your account is deleted

I wish i had a cool signature

Granted but only you think it's cool.

I wish I could make banners as cool as the ones I find.

Granted, but they take up so much space on your computer that it crashes.

I wish the heat in my mom's car worked.

granted but then it heats up super alot and you gets trapped in the car and get cooked.


I wish to be awesomer

Granted, but everyone loves you so much that you begin to dislike yourself.

I wish....I wish I had something vegetarian to eat.

granted, but your salad is limp and your veggie burger has an unidentified substance on it.

I wish... I was the most beautifel person ever.