"Corrupt A Wish" Game

granted, but there will be a Bee in it

I wish i had a cup

Granted, but in your frantic joy about your newfound cup, you accidentally drop it and it smashes to bits

I wish photobucket were working...

granted, but all your uploaded and searched pictures are of me and jackson doing what no one should see (stealing a car! lol)

I wish i had a pen

Granted, but you stop writing to think, chew on the pen, and it busts in your mouth (that happens to me so often that I tend to wish it on other people as well.)

I wish my schedule was fixed so that I have English 4 first hour.

granted but u hate english and wish it was how it was be4
i wish i ahvnt been thirsty all day

Granted, but you've had so much liquid that you ended up drowning

I wish someone would text me.

granted but you become thumb tied ... like tounge tied...

I wish i had a dollar

granted, but no one will allow you to buy anything with it, so it's pointless

I wish I was less lazy.

granted but you break a leg

I wish i had some paper

Granted but it gives you lots of paper cuts.

I wish I had a nickel for every time someone said "I wish I had a nickel"

granted but yu would have to invest it in the Aluna and Jackson want more kids fund

I wish i had more kids...

Granted but they all turn against you and get you banned

I wish my name was really Eleanor Rigby.

granted but everytime you tell people your name they burst into song

i wish i had a pizza

Granted but it has all your least favorite toppngs on it.

I wish Kristin would get on so I could talk to her.

granted but then her internet dies

i wish i had a crayon

Granted but it is the cheap kind that never shows up on the paper.

I wish my hair were longer.

granted but it contstantly gets tangled

i wish i had a book

granted but the pages are blank

where is ur question lyra???
i wish ppl would come on when i was on

granted

but.. they won talk 2 u.

I wish rosalie died in breaking dawn

granted but the edward follows her

granted but then u want to ead more
i wish i could eat salt and viniger chips all day long

granted but your tongue disintegrates until you can't eat anything and then you starve to death

i wish i knew jeff tweedy

granted but u hate him