"Corrupt A Wish" Game

It's simple! all you have to do is make something bad happen to the person but grant their wish, k?

here's some examples

1. i wish i could speak english

2.granted but you can't speak anything else
I wish i could marry edward

3.granted but he doesn't want to marry you
i wish i had something to wish for

4. granted but it gets corrupted
i wish i had new shoes

etc etc etc...

ya got it? lets play!

I wish i could fly

Granted, but you get caught and caged in the zoo.

I wish I could meet the cast of Across the Universe. XD

Granted, but once you've met them, they'll shoot you down before you leave.

I wish I could kill someone without getting arrested.

wish granted but you die soon after

I wish for FOB

granted you get a Fat Obese Boy
see location for wish

Granted but Max's Flock doesn't like you. I wish I lived in Tokyo.

Granted, but you get eaten by Godzilla.

I wish Bree's wedding will go well tommorow

Granted, by she dies at the honeymoon.
I wish I was brought back to life from being attacked by Godzilla.

Granted but you get abducted by aliens

i wish i could move back to my hometown...

Granted, but Spongebob burnt it down.
I wish the aliens are nice to me.

granted but their cousins from earth aren't.

i wish spongebob would rebuild my hometown so i could live in it.

Granted, but Patrick went on a rampage and destroyed it again.
I wish the aliens ship their cousins to some faraway planent so I am no longer bothered by them.

granted, but the cousins survive and earth is destroyed by the alien invaders.

i wish i had purple hair.

Granted, but you're whole body turns purple, too.

I wish I was 18.
(& I swear to god, you better not kill me... )


...I <3333 that smileyyy.

granted

but you are turned into a cat, and so you are extremly old.

i wish i had a cookie

...NOT GRANTED!!!!
xDDD jk

You get the cookie, but it's filled with morphine.

I wish I had more coffee.

granted, but you get sent to the gospital for over caffination.

i wish... i had a ton of CHOCOLATE.

granted, but you eat too fast and it gets caught in your throat, blocking your airpipes and choking you.

I wish i knew what i wanted to wish for

Granted, but you wish for a toad to eat you.
I wish I lived in the Twilight Universe.

granted, but you get murdered by Jasper (oopsie!)

i wish school was never back in session.

granted, but you end up being locked in a hospital while they try to understand WHAT WENT WRONG?

i wish...jacob would leave bella alone

Granted, but then Bella becomes a drug addict to be happy without him.

I wish...there was a storm. Right now.

Granted, but it destroys your house.
I wish by Jasper murdering me, you mean turning me into a vampire.