"Corrupt A Wish" Game

haha i cant grant that... oh fine Granted but your only the awesome loser.

I wish I could have every corruped wish come true!!!

haha you cant make anything worse happen!!!!!

Granted, but them Tom and Bill and all the other men you love (Karsten) die. (MUA-HAHAHAHA)


I wish to be in Carlisle House

Granted but then Esme House refuses to talk with us and so we kick you out to be in the good graces of our wife house


I wish I could my ring

uhh granted but then your dog dies...


I wish for peoples to join my class

Granted but then no one ever posts


*I wish the world was a better place*

Granted, but then everyone becomes dull and bored, causing a mass wave of suicide.

I wish House and Wilson would together when the show starts back up

Granted, but then House decides that he should quit the medical profession and live a quiet life with his new love. Thus causing the show to be canceled.

I wish that my mom got me a BlackBerry Storm for Christmas.

(daaaaaaaang that was a good one)

Granted, but you break it two days later and the company refuses to fix it or refund you

I wish that I loved him as much as he loved me.

Haha, thank you. xD

Granted, but then he decides he loves your best friend instead.

I wish that we were having pizza for dinner.

Granted, but it's covered with all the toppings you despise

I wish it was acceptable in society for me to date a girl.

Granted, but then it becomes unacceptable for you to date guys.

I wish that I could fit more songs on to my iPod.

I'm completely fine with that corrupted wish

Granted, but only because they have really, REALLY bad sound quality

I wish someone would bring me an unopened, unpoisoned Dr. Pepper

Lol.

Granted, but then you can't figure out how to open it.

I wish that I could ask him out.

Granted, but he would say no and humiliate you in front of everyone.

I wish my favorite fictional characters were real.

Granted, but so would your favorite fictional bad guys (like Victoria, lol)

I wish my computer mouse would work properly.

Granted, but then your CPU would crash.
I wish I had a weekend alone with Robert Sean Leonard

Granted, but it would be in a mosquito-infested swamp.

I wish that my American History textbook wasn't so freakin' huge.

Granted, but you wouldn't learn anything from it and would epically fail American History.

I wish my next...7 hours would go quickly.

Granted, but so does the rest of your life.

I wish that all my clothes would fit in my dresser. Lol.

Granted, but only because most of your clothes get destroyed.

I wish...I was okay with the way I am.

Granted, but you become so okay with yourself that you stop taking care of your personal hygeine.

I wish that I had more money to buy music on iTunes.

Granted, but then iTunes gets a huge glitch and you are unable to download anything.

I wish I could find out why she's mad at me.

Aw, that would totally suck if I couldn't download music.

Granted, but she gets even more mad at you as a result.

I wish that my little siblings would stop bothering me.

Granted, but they bug someone else so much that they kill the siblings AND you.

I wish....he was out of church already.

Granted, but by speeding up time so that he gets out of church faster, you also end up missing the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes winners arriving at your door to award you a million dollars.

I wish that it would snow.