Aluna's Skits (Rated M for Mature... you've been warned.)

Aren't you glad I saved that and PMed it to you Aluna?? We better hope Riley doesn't read it over Maddie's shoulder...she'd be in trouble. lol.

<3 Dizzy

I know right!

Me: *takes out hand gun and points it at ares... * YOU WILL DOWNLOAD MY MUSIC YOU FUCKING PIECE OF CRAP!

Jackson: *walks into the room*Alu? what are you doing?

Me: shooting the computer

Rob: *comes in behind jackson* Oh... not again

Jackson: *turns and looks at Rob* What do you mean not again

D: Mom! calm down!!! *grabs a hold of mom*

Rob: She shot my computer last week and the week before that peters... and the week before that Mrs. Meyers...

Alice: Aluna dear please put the gun down!

Jackson: That explains a lot.

Alice: YOU SHOT MRS MEYER'S COMPUTER?!

dasha92 : D: WHY?!?!?!?!?!

dasha92 : so ur delaying breaking dawn!!!

Peter: *who is sitting there calmly reading the newspaper* Will you two stop chit chatting and go over there and stop her...

dasha92 : *glares*

Mistery voice coming from nowhere: she's unstopable


S.Meyer: *pops up out of thin air* no... it's on a backup disc... and thats the publisher... nothing was harmed *then disappears*

D: wtf was that???

Me: Must destroy ares

E: I have been visited by an angel!

@ Alice Cullen : Alice: Dasha, dear, please watch your language!

mypersonalsun : *kissed the ground where Stephenie was standing*

@ Alice Cullen : O_o

Me: *continues to point gun at computer but looks at the gun* **** IT! *throws gun to the ground

dasha92 : D: don't do it

Me:*and then ficiously attacks the computer*

Jackson: *runs and grabs his wife and holds her to the ground as Peter injects her with something.*

Peter: Calm now Calm *smooths hair*

[04:20:19] Alunamai : Me: *looks up at Jackson* Snippy, where are your lady friends and your house on wheels? *then conks out*

Jackson: I'm never going to live that role down am i?

LOL!!! OMJ.

"Why would I want to smoke my shoes when I can just take my stash and smoke with my lady friends? "

"Me: *looks up at Jackson* Snippy, where are your lady friends and your house on wheels? *then conks out*"!!!!

*falls to the floor laughing!!!!* I LOVE YOU!!!!

god, aluna, where do u come up with this stuff? its genius!!! haha, snippy.

*Covers mouth so I don't wake my mom up from laughing. wipes tears away* OMJ! Those are the best think's i've ever read! I love the one with the Jelly, you must be a Dane Cook fan like me!

Me: i'm bored.

Jackson: me too...

Mindy: *bounces into room with Ashley* Hey... whats up...

Rob: Bordem

Kellan: *runs into the room* OME! WE ARE GOING TO PLAY HIDE AND SEEK! I'LL COUNT TO A HUNDRED... YOU ALL HIDE!

to be continued...

Uh. oh, this sounds scary... can I be in it? Please?

Of course sonia... lol...

Alunamai wrote:

(Bob) = Jackson Jealousy

Aluna: i think bob is the cutest smiley on the planet... i thnk i shall date him... no one tell jackson

Steph 3: lol

Jackson: ALUNA!

Aluna: Oh Crap

Jackson: Robert tells me that you have gone on a date with his smiley double...

Me: The one thats just a round head with hands and dances like it's happy?

Jackson: Alu, don't play dumb with me...

Me: Oh, but you know you like it...

Jackson: Yes, yes i do.... but thats besides the point

Robert: *walks in room* O_o whats all this about? I heard yelling and i thought i'd have a look

Me: *fights urge to stay dressed, cause of Robs british accent... then blurts* What is it about british accents that make a you want to take your clothes off?

Kellan: ALL I'M ASKING IS IF WE HAVE ANY JELLY... YOU SAID WE DID LAST TIME... I'M LOOKING IN THE CABINETS AND I CAN'T FIND THE JELLY!

Jackson, Me, and Rob: What the bloody hell?

*they go to investigate, oh... their still in the grocery*

Nikki: I don't even like jelly, i don't even like jelly, I get hives if i look at jelly, I don't even know about jelly, I mean, what is jelly, I don't even care

Kellan: I don't give a shit about the hives, i want jelly in the house stat, pronto, tonight! I will break your neck and pour jelly all over your body and PRAY to the GODS OF JELLY to burn your soul in a jelly like hell NOW GET THE JELLY

Me: wow... and i thought we were bad...

HAHAH ALUNA ur hilarious!
DANE COOK RULES!

Yay! Thank you, Aluna!

you are welcomed!

Whats it going to be about?

Hide and Seek...

*rolls eyes*

I think I might have been able to deduce that...

lol

it's alright

OMG, I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE WAT I WILL DO!!!
*COUGH* Stalk Rob and Jackson *COUGH*

me too... *cough, bewithJake cough*

haha i loved it that was great!