Caity's skits

Yo fellow twilight lovers!!! i am gonna start a new skit thingy. You make the beginning and feel free to add new lines! When it's all done im gonna put it all in one post so it's easy to read and even print for your enjoyment . All of this is meant to be funny so dont send me messages telling me that i made ur house look bad. I'm in Carlisle and there will be plenty of Carlisle jokes . So let's have fun and make an outrageous and completely funny skit!!!!!!