Dizzy's Skits

Subject: Dizzy's Skits Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:56 pm

Okay, so. I am writing some skits to entertain those of you who read this Very Happy

This skit was originally to cheer up one of my friend's on here, but I'm posting it anyway.

**Edward and Bella are shopping at the mall**

Bella: Edward, I just want to go look in this store for a sec. You can stay out here, I'll be right back.

Edward: *shrugs shoulders* Okay.

Bella goes into a store, Edward walks around outside

**Suddenly, Mike pops out of nowhere wearing an I LOVE EDWARD t-shirt, and holding a karaoke mic**

Mike: C'mon Edward, sing a song!

Edward: *looks around and shrugs his shoulders, thinking "What can it hurt?" and takes the mic.*

**Edward starts to hum Bella's lullaby, and Mike jumps up and grabs the mic**

Mike: No! Edward, you have to sing something better than that! *Starts singing "I'm to sexy for my shirt..."*

**Edward looks around to see if Bella or anyone else he knows is nearby, then takes the mic from Mike and sings along**

Mike: *As soon as Edward says "I'm to sexy for my shirt!" Mike says: Oh yes you are!

**At this moment Bella comes out in time to hear Mike and see what was going on, thinking, "What the...?"**

*At this point in the skit, a violent slap fight occurs between Bella and Mike, with words that show how colorful a vocabulary they both have, and is probably not PG-13. So here I end the skit, and allow your imaginations to wander about what went on*

**may be continued if i get positive feedback here Razz

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TA DA!
So, what did you think? Feedback please Razz

Subject: Re: Dizzy's Skits Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:03 pm

lol, love it Dizzy!!!
hehe, i was one of the people you cheered up!! I feel special!
you should write more, i love your skits Razz

Subject: Re: Dizzy's Skits Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:27 pm

Cute. Very very funny. God dammit, Mike, why are you so gay?

Subject: Re: Dizzy's Skits Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:31 pm

I love twilight skits! they're so hilarious!

Subject: Re: Dizzy's Skits Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:39 pm

thanks guys Razz

i wasn't too sure i was even going to do this, but i guess i'm glad i did Very Happy

Subject: Re: Dizzy's Skits Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:45 pm

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! rofl.... *laughs some more* gets better everytime whew *wipes a tear* i love it absolutely killer !!!!!!!!!!!! *falls over once again

Subject: Re: Dizzy's Skits Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:24 pm

okay, so. i added more on to the first skit, and i should have another up by tomorrow. here it is:

**Edward and Bella are shopping at the mall**

Bella: Edward, I just want to go look in this store for a sec. You can stay out here, I'll be right back.

Edward: *shrugs shoulders* Okay.

Bella goes into a store, Edward walks around outside

**Suddenly, Mike pops out of nowhere wearing an I LOVE EDWARD t-shirt, and holding a karaoke mic**

Mike: C'mon Edward, sing a song!

Edward: *looks around and shrugs his shoulders, thinking "What can it hurt?" and takes the mic.*

**Edward starts to hum Bella's lullaby, and Mike jumps up and grabs the mic**

Mike: No! Edward, you have to sing something better than that! *Starts singing "I'm to sexy for my shirt..."*

**Edward looks around to see if Bella or anyone else he knows is nearby, then takes the mic from Mike and sings along**

Mike: *As soon as Edward says "I'm to sexy for my shirt!" Mike says: Oh yes you are!

**At this moment Bella comes out in time to hear Mike and see what was going on, thinking, "What the...?"**

**a violent slap fight occurs now between bella and mike, which has some vocabulary i shall not type here**

Alice: *drops various shopping bags and boxes* MIKE! I THOUGHT YOU WERE SHOPPING WITH ME! BELLA GIVE ME MY SHOPPING PARTNER BACK! *tackles Bella*

Emmett: *comes from around the corner in stiletto heels* ALICE! WHERE THE HECK IS JASPER? WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO GET OUR NAILS DONE!!

Jasper: Mike! i want to sing a song!

Mike: *while being slapped by Bella and kicked in the shins by Alice* Sure! But don't-- *mike is dragged to the floor by Bella and Alice*

Jasper: *shrugs* PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND!! TELETUBBIES, TELETUBBIES, SAY HEEELLLLLLOOOOO!! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE UH SHAKE IT!! SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE UH SKAKE IT!!

Emmett: JASPER! QUIT BEING GAY AND LET'S GO GET OUR NAILS DONE!! YOU PROMISED!! *stamps foot*

Edward: MIKE!! DON'T THINK ABOUT EMMETT THAT WAY! DUDE, THAT'S MESSED UP! *joins in the catfight*

Rosalie: Oh not in those shoes with that shirt you don't Emmett! Get over here, we're going shopping at Wal-mart!

Emmett : NOOOOOOO!!! ANYTHING BUT WAL-MART! ANYTHING!! NOOOOOOO!!! *is dragged away by Rosalie*

Bella: *takes the microphone from Jasper and throws it, hitting Edward in the head*

Edward: *falls to the ground muttering "I love you too Mike...no not the fat jeans, you'll have a muffin top...banana nut muffin please mr donut head man..."*

Esme and Carlisle: HOLY CRAP.

Mike: *dazed and still being attacked* hello Mr. Cullen dude, i like cheese. do you happen to have any hot peppers in your shoe? no? ok then... *slumps to the ground*

Esme: OMC! I LOVE CHEESE!! Carlise, i'm leaving you for mike. he has cheese. you so obviously do not. *leaves to drag Mike towards the deli down the street*

Carlisle: Well then. *storms off*

~~~
let me know what you think Very Happy

Subject: Re: Dizzy's Skits Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:39 pm

No! Esme left Carlisle! He be saaaaaaaaaaad!

xDDD jk.
Funny! I lykes your style of writinz.

Subject: Re: Dizzy's Skits Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:29 am

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!!!! lol, everyone makes Jazz so gay in their skits. ITS SO BRILLIANT!!!!!

Subject: Re: Dizzy's Skits Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:38 pm

AWESOMENESS AWESOMENESS AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!! i loved these they ish hilarious!

Subject: Re: Dizzy's Skits Thu Jul 03, 2008 4:53 pm

lol love it i abosolutely love it

Subject: Re: Dizzy's Skits Thu Jul 03, 2008 4:59 pm

that was funny as shiz!!!!
dizzy, i'm offically sure that i am in love with you now!
keep writing!

"NOOOOOOO!!! ANYTHING BUT WAL-MART! ANYTHING!! NOOOOOOO!!!"

Subject: Re: Dizzy's Skits Sat Jul 05, 2008 9:54 pm

lol thanks for the feedback guys Razz

i should have another skit up soon, as soon as i can get it from my temporarily broken computer. Rolling Eyes

Subject: Re: Dizzy's Skits Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:14 pm

xDDDDDD i hadn't read the new one!!! MORE!

Subject: Re: Dizzy's Skits Thu Jul 10, 2008 8:43 pm

Love it!!!! It's hilarious!!!

"Esme: I'm leaving you for Mike, Carlisle. He has cheese. You so obviously do not."

Subject: Re: Dizzy's Skits Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:19 pm

hehe thanks Very Happy

i loved that line from Esme XD

Subject: Re: Dizzy's Skits Sat Jul 19, 2008 11:46 am

OMCG DIZZY IF YOU DON'T WRITE MORE IM GONNA HAVE TO TRACK YOU DOWN AND BITE YOU AND MAKE YOU MY ETERNAL WRITING SERVANT!!! THOSE WERE HILARIOUS!!!

Subject: Re: Dizzy's Skits Sun Jul 20, 2008 10:33 pm

*cowers behind a rock* eternal? can i have off monday through saturday?

Subject: Re: Dizzy's Skits Sun Jul 20, 2008 10:40 pm

Hurry up and write more!!!!

Subject: Re: Dizzy's Skits Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:58 pm

*writes*

Subject: Re: Dizzy's Skits Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:35 pm

lol love it! im 2 sexy 4 my shirt!

Subject: Re: Dizzy's Skits Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:16 am

*le gasp* two people gave this site an F as a rating. a skit is in order.
--

Dizzy: NO! NOT A F! HOW COULD THEY?! it must have been a mistake...no one would do that on purpose...no never not here...

*mutters things along those lines as the doctors in white coats come to take me back to my padded room*

doctor 1: i think she's going into shock.
doctor 2: maybe you should slap her!
Dizzy: ARE EITHER OF YOU CARLISLE?! I WANT CARLISLE AS MY DOCTOR! *gasp* DON"T YOU DARE SLAP ME! I"LL SEND A SUPER HOT VAMPIRE AFTER YOU! RAWR!
Jasper: *eyes widen* whoa. she's going crazy.
Dizzy: *hyperventiates*
Alice: AH! NO! CARLISLE! GET IN HERE!
Carlisle: *strolls in with a striait jacket* YE GADS! THIS IS A CLASSIC CASE OF g.c.o.a.h.v.s.!! GOING CRAZY OVER A HOT VAMPIRE SYNDROME!
Emmett: *snickers* she was crazy already...have you SEEN the things in her skit thread?!?!
Dizzy: I HAVE EARS YA KNOW! AND YOU WERE THE ONES WEARING STILLETOS!
Emmett: tu che.

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hehehe. i just had to vent that out of my system. not my best, but it shoudl amuse you guys for a bit Razz

Subject: Re: Dizzy's Skits Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:30 am

Lol, wow XD Nice Dizzy

Subject: Re: Dizzy's Skits Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:34 am

hehehe

Subject: Re: Dizzy's Skits Mon Oct 06, 2008 8:20 pm

PART ONE!

[01:21:19 06/10/08] SexycanI : sorry.

[01:21:21 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : fawsome Very Happy

[01:21:22 06/10/08] SexycanI : lol

[01:21:24 06/10/08] SexycanI : TOTALLY

[01:21:27 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : for what?

[01:21:30 06/10/08] SexycanI : u got power in the BIG bboxier

[01:21:32 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : IKR

[01:21:35 06/10/08] SexycanI : not being here.

[01:21:36 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : XD

[01:21:40 06/10/08] SexycanI : still working on banner

[01:21:40 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : oh

[01:21:42 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : tis okie

[01:21:47 06/10/08] SexycanI : yea BUT MAN!

[01:21:48 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : i wanna see! *jumps up and down*

[01:21:53 06/10/08] SexycanI : when it gets bigger

[01:22:00 06/10/08] SexycanI : your gonna be all powerful

[01:22:19 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : muaha XD me and alice and bree and alu XD

[01:23:28 06/10/08] SexycanI : YEA!

[01:23:38 06/10/08] SexycanI : everyones gonna be like its DIZZY

[01:23:49 06/10/08] SexycanI : and im gonna be like dizz? oh. Ok.

[01:24:18 06/10/08] SexycanI : psh! i knew her

[01:24:28 06/10/08] SexycanI : from when this place was MADE

[01:24:44 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : XD

[01:24:51 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : that'll be the day *rolls eyes*

[01:25:13 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : we'll be published by then

[01:25:14 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : we'll be published by then

[01:25:14 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : and they'll be all, OMFJ IS THAT LARISSA? AHHHH CAN I HAVE YOUR CYBER AUTOGRAPH?!?!?!?!

[01:25:44 06/10/08] SexycanI : and then they'll be like THE REALLLLL DIZZITHIA

[01:25:44 06/10/08] SexycanI : ACK!

[01:25:46 06/10/08] SexycanI : OME NOOO WAY

[01:26:08 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : and we'll have to be like : Cool

[01:26:12 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : mmmmmhm that's right

[01:26:21 06/10/08] SexycanI : yea... We totally are.

[01:26:27 06/10/08] SexycanI : yeaaaa

[01:26:35 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : Cool indeed XD

[01:26:43 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : HEY!

[01:26:44 06/10/08] SexycanI : lol

[01:26:47 06/10/08] SexycanI : WHOOO

[01:26:47 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : GUESS WHAT I JUST REALIZED

[01:26:52 06/10/08] SexycanI : *twirls in a circle*

[01:26:55 06/10/08] SexycanI : WHAT?!?

[01:27:12 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : when matty and mikey fight, i can poof it away so i don't have to yell at them !

[01:27:19 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : YAY!

[01:27:24 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : less spamming involved as well

[01:27:31 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : speaking of spamming

[01:27:34 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : did you get my PM?

[01:27:44 06/10/08] SexycanI : OME

[01:27:48 06/10/08] SexycanI : mhm

[01:27:54 06/10/08] SexycanI : did they end up deleting it?

[01:27:58 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : *bites lip*

[01:28:01 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : it's all gone

[01:28:02 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : all of it

[01:28:04 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : the whole thread

[01:28:09 06/10/08] SexycanI : ALL OF IT!

[01:28:10 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : scroll down, 0 topics

[01:28:11 06/10/08] SexycanI : OME!@

[01:28:12 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : yes

[01:28:15 06/10/08] SexycanI : *goes to check*

[01:28:16 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : even the serious stuff

[01:28:20 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : i feel terrible

[01:28:24 06/10/08] SexycanI : O_O

[01:28:28 06/10/08] SexycanI : HES GONNA BE SOOOO MA

[01:28:29 06/10/08] SexycanI : *MAD

[01:28:30 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : *nods*

[01:28:33 06/10/08] SexycanI : I DONT WANNA BE HERE

[01:28:34 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : you bet

[01:28:40 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : i'll hide under a desk or something

[01:28:41 06/10/08] SexycanI : *hides under a rock*

[01:28:43 06/10/08] SexycanI : lol

[01:28:50 06/10/08] SexycanI : thinking the same thing my twin!

[01:28:56 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : ...is that the rock men's rock?

[01:28:59 06/10/08] SexycanI : *gulps*

[01:28:59 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : *dives under*

[01:29:09 06/10/08] SexycanI : mhm*waggles eyebrows*

[01:29:20 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : HEY

[01:29:22 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : there are only...

[01:29:25 06/10/08] SexycanI : hey?

[01:29:26 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : *counts*

[01:29:29 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : FOUR GUYS HERE

[01:29:32 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : WHERE ARE THE REST?!

[01:29:39 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : *looks around*

[01:29:41 06/10/08] SexycanI : IDK!

[01:29:46 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : they escaped....O_O

[01:29:48 06/10/08] SexycanI : THEY ESCAPED AGAIN!>?!

[01:29:50 06/10/08] SexycanI : NO!

[01:29:53 06/10/08] SexycanI : *goes to look for them*

[01:29:58 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : *laughs and tracks them*

[01:30:10 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : *finds them at a cheese factory*

[01:30:10 06/10/08] SexycanI : oh YEA! forgot about htat

[01:30:15 06/10/08] SexycanI : cheese boys?

[01:30:25 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : you idiots! why a cheese factory? backt to the rock!

[01:30:32 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : are tehy covered in cheese...?

[01:30:37 06/10/08] SexycanI : *points to the rock sternly*

[01:30:44 06/10/08] SexycanI : I dont wanna know

[01:30:47 06/10/08] SexycanI : *shakes head sadly*

[01:31:04 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : nor do i...or why...*points to the rock and they file in*

[01:31:13 06/10/08] SexycanI : Good boys

[01:31:20 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : Rob, Jackson, Joshy, HOLY SHIZ JOSHY?

[01:31:22 06/10/08] SexycanI : now next time you want cheese we will bring you some

[01:31:26 06/10/08] SexycanI : JOSH!

[01:31:30 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : when did he become a rock man?

[01:31:30 06/10/08] SexycanI : *blanches out*

[01:31:34 06/10/08] SexycanI : IDK!

[01:31:36 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : *eyes widen*

[01:31:39 06/10/08] SexycanI : *stares at josh*

[01:31:40 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : *bursts out laughing*

[01:31:45 06/10/08] SexycanI : what are you doing?

[01:31:50 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : this is to ironic XD

[01:31:55 06/10/08] SexycanI : Josh:ermm.. Ooga ogga?

[01:32:08 06/10/08] SexycanI : Our rock man arent cavemen

[01:32:12 06/10/08] SexycanI : ironic how?

[01:32:13 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : he just insulted the intellegnce of our rock men!

[01:32:24 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : ironic to find joshy under the rock...

[01:32:25 06/10/08] SexycanI : Josh: NO! nothing like that!

[01:32:30 06/10/08] SexycanI : oh yes indeed

[01:32:34 06/10/08] SexycanI : HOW COULD YOU JOSHY?!?!

[01:32:51 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : *dissapointed*

[01:32:51 06/10/08] SexycanI : Josh: ugh... well this is all good fun and all but *sneaks off*

[01:32:59 06/10/08] SexycanI : *catcheshim by his ear*

[01:33:05 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : *shoves him under the rock*

[01:33:06 06/10/08] SexycanI : should we allow him to stay?

[01:33:13 06/10/08] SexycanI : well thats a YES!

[01:33:20 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : TEAM WORK! *high fives*

[01:33:23 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : XD

[01:33:23 06/10/08] SexycanI : josh: ugh. OW. EW. YOU STINK GUYS!

[01:33:29 06/10/08] SexycanI : *high fives back*

[01:33:34 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : WHAT? was he talking to us?!

[01:33:35 06/10/08] SexycanI : yea buddy!

[01:33:40 06/10/08] SexycanI : +_+

[01:33:48 06/10/08] SexycanI : BOOOOOY YOU BEST NOT BE TALKING BOUT ME

[01:33:51 06/10/08] SexycanI : OR HER

[01:33:53 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : x.x

[01:33:56 06/10/08] SexycanI : OR OUR ROCK MEN

[01:34:08 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : OR THE ROCK!

[01:34:08 06/10/08] SexycanI : Josh: Not you two! You smell nice!

[01:34:13 06/10/08] SexycanI : YEA! OR THE ROCK

[01:34:16 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : ORRRR TREESILTON!

[01:34:26 06/10/08] SexycanI : Josh:Not the rock OR Treesilton

[01:34:33 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : now what are you doing smelling us, you psycho?

[01:34:51 06/10/08] SexycanI : yea??? you are tooo weird for even us!

[01:35:03 06/10/08] SexycanI : Josh: ugh *chews fingernails* well. its complicated

[01:35:08 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : *walks away, shaking her head sadly*

[01:35:13 06/10/08] SexycanI : PSH! as if i havent heard THAT before

[01:35:17 06/10/08] SexycanI : sd

[01:35:26 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : it's complicated?! i've heard THAT one buddy!

[01:35:34 06/10/08] SexycanI : Dizz. should we have Jackson work his magic?

[01:35:45 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : hmmm....yes Twisted Evil

[01:35:55 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : oh Jackson, hunny, come here for a second?

[01:35:56 06/10/08] SexycanI : *rubs temples*

[01:36:02 06/10/08] SexycanI : do away with this beast

[01:36:07 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : Jackson: *crawls out from under the rock*

[01:36:09 06/10/08] SexycanI : Josh: NO! I LOVE YOU ALL

[01:36:16 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : make pie, jackson. happy pie.

[01:36:17 06/10/08] SexycanI : *muffles laughter*

[01:36:25 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : Jackson: *makes pie*

[01:36:33 06/10/08] SexycanI : Josh: Not the happy pie! *sobs* pllleeeeaaseee

[01:36:35 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : GET HIM!

[01:36:44 06/10/08] SexycanI : dont grovel on my new shoes

[01:36:47 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : Jackson: *shrugs and throws pie*

[01:36:58 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : eeeww! these are prada boy! back up

[01:37:06 06/10/08] SexycanI : *looks away while filing her nails*

[01:37:16 06/10/08] SexycanI : Josh:*hit with pie*

[01:37:34 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : *admires her shoes and glances up at the pie throw*

[01:37:36 06/10/08] SexycanI : Go to sleep. it wall all be over soon.

[01:37:50 06/10/08] SexycanI : Hmm.. How much were those dizz? they are GORGEOUS!

[01:37:52 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : Jackson: Can i have a cookie now? You promised me a cookie and--

[01:37:55 06/10/08] SexycanI : I MUST have a pair

[01:37:57 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : shut UP Jackson!

[01:38:04 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : these old things?

[01:38:06 06/10/08] SexycanI : *rolls eyes at the rock man*

[01:38:09 06/10/08] SexycanI : yes!

[01:38:14 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : they were 699 baby

[01:38:21 06/10/08] SexycanI : OH!

[01:38:25 06/10/08] SexycanI : thats SOO cheap

[01:38:43 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : ikr! and i used daddykins gold card, so no harm done

[01:38:52 06/10/08] SexycanI : Josh: *falls asleep dreaming of Gucci bags*

[01:39:00 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : Jackson: *whimpers* c-c-cookie?

[01:39:02 06/10/08] SexycanI : I thought you maxed that out?

[01:39:13 06/10/08] SexycanI : JACKSON PLZ! THESE ADULTS ARE TALKING

[01:39:15 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : *throws him a disapproving glance, and a cookie*

[01:39:20 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : i'll deal with you alter boy

[01:39:31 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : i opend another account Wink

[01:39:45 06/10/08] SexycanI : Does he know?

[01:40:10 06/10/08] SexycanI : We wont get in trouble for wrecking the Porsche were we? that centipede would have been like eww all over the tire

[01:40:10 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : nope *pops lips on the p and spins around in the shoes*

[01:40:24 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : ikr! it would have KILLEd the color...

[01:40:27 06/10/08] SexycanI : *fiddles with her hair*

[01:40:31 06/10/08] SexycanI : IK!

[01:40:38 06/10/08] SexycanI : the police didnt GET that

[01:40:52 06/10/08] SexycanI : The police need police... FASHION POLICE *laughs*

[01:40:53 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : i don't THINK we'll get busted *looks around and pouts*

[01:41:05 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : and did you SEE what they were wearing?

[01:41:13 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : such a horrible shade of blue!

[01:41:24 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : FASHION PLOICE! *dials 411*

[01:41:30 06/10/08] SexycanI : We cant! Ill have to wait two months for a hair cut

[01:41:30 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : *POLICE

[01:41:32 06/10/08] SexycanI : IK!

[01:41:38 06/10/08] SexycanI : *waits*

[01:41:51 06/10/08] SexycanI : IT was insulting to look at them!

[01:42:12 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : hello? James? This is Ithi-La. Yes. No. Prada. only 699! can you believe it? I know...really? Amazing! hey, hon, i need a favor...

[01:42:38 06/10/08] SexycanI : ask him about any Chanel sales

[01:42:53 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : James: *gasp* Girrrrrl you better be kidding! Oh no he didn't!

[01:43:04 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : how are the Chanel sales, James?

[01:43:22 06/10/08] SexycanI : *nodds with her ear pressed close to the end of the phone with dizzys*

[01:43:32 06/10/08] @ dizzithia : James: Skyrocketing hon, after Wallstreet crashed we made a TON of new styles, just for you two lovelies

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