Aluna's Skits (Rated M for Mature... you've been warned.)

Cupcakes...



Aluna: JACKSON!

Jackson: Yes dear?

ALuna: get me some blood infused cupcakes please.. and you know how i want them... hears your apron boots hat and guitar and you must sing save a horse ride a cowboy.... (says something x rated) is that alright...

*jackson jsut walks away shaking his head*

Jackson that wasn't a request.... it was a direct order.. now get your confederate ass in gear and do as told

*few moments later*

Jackson: Your cupcakes ma'am

ALuna: I don't see the guitar... and you still have your boxers on... order was not followed... take them back... God... Robert does better than this... Jackson just forget it... I'm no longer inthe mood for cupcakes... PETER!

Peter: yes Aluna

Aluna: Get me some cup cakes... only in a doctors coat... and you now answer only to Dr. Cullen or Carlisle... is that understood..

Peter: but... what ... about Jackson.... he's in there making cupcakes... and looking for his speedo... woman you are senile....

*peter walks away and locks self in guest room*

Peter: I'M NEVER COMING OUT!

ALuna: you keep telling yourself that Carlisle....

*end of skit one... please comment...*

*claps* AWSOME!!!!!

100/100

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I can't wait to read these everyday!

*claps with Nana* Wow! Mom is... um... What's the word I'm looking for...




demanding. XD

TALENTED!

HAHA! nice!

I love it

Sex In A Can

*aluna is at the thriftway, shopping for cupcake ingredients.*

*Jackson, her hot and sexy actor husband, follows behind her wearing sunglasses so as not to cause a scene*

Aluna: Jay, take those rediculas sunglasses off... your drawing attention to yourself.

Jackson: If i remove them... I'll end up causing pandamonium and we don't want that

Aluna: Whatever... *clearly not interested*

Jackson: *looking at the shelves and then suddenly stops) Alu... whats Sex IN A Can doing in a supermarket?

Aluna: I don't know...

Jackson: *reads ingredients* Sex In A Can proudly gives you... Robert Pattinson... all he needs to grow is water and lots of love... if you catch our drift... Ingrediants: One sexed up clone of Robert Pattinson, love, sex, and many unmetionables... This special product is brought to you by Maddie Canning Company problems call: 1 800 Sex n Can Alu... Maddie Canning Company?

Aluna: Maddies canning company is the best in the world...

*Jackson returns his gaze to the can*

Other Twilight Actors are sold seperately

Jackson: I'm in a can

Aluna: No... they haven't worked out all the bugs yet

Ahahaha!!! I love it!!

LOL THAT WAS HILARIOUS.... infinity/infinity. LOL.

OMG mom!!!

oh... sorry... i forgot...

Sex In A Can is owned and created by Maddie

I need some of that.

Here it is... the long awaited can... hope it is to all your liking...



ENJOY!

lmao, nicee I love it guys

(Bob) = Jackson Jealousy

Aluna: i think bob is the cutest smiley on the planet... i thnk i shall date him... no one tell jackson

Steph 3: lol

Jackson: ALUNA!

Aluna: Oh Crap

Jackson: Robert tells me that you have gone on a date with his smiley double...

Me: The one thats just a round head with hands and dances like it's happy?

Jackson: Alu, don't play dumb with me...

Me: Oh, but you know you like it...

Jackson: Yes, yes i do.... but thats besides the point

Robert: *walks in room* O_o whats all this about? I heard yelling and i thought i'd have a look

Me: *fights urge to stay dressed, cause of Robs british accent... then blurts* What is it about british accents that make a you want to take your clothes off?

Kellan: ALL I'M ASKING IS IF WE HAVE ANY JELLY... YOU SAID WE DID LAST TIME... I'M LOOKING IN THE CABINETS AND I CAN'T FIND THE JELLY!

Jackson, Me, and Rob: What the bloody hell?

*they go to investigate, oh... their still in the grocery*

Nikki: I don't even like jelly, i don't even like jelly, I get hives if i look at jelly, I don't even know about jelly, I mean, what is jelly, I don't even care

Kellan: I don't give a shit about the hives, i want jelly in the house stat, pronto, tonight! I will break your neck and pour jelly all over your body and PRAY to the GODS OF JELLY to burn your soul in a jelly like hell NOW GET THE JELLY

Me: wow... and i thought we were bad...

Alunamai wrote:

Me: *fights urge to stay dressed, cause of Robs british accent... then blurts* What is it about british accents that make a you want to take your clothes off?

My favorite part... XD

And you made a name for ! Awesome!

lol, nice

OMG, I LAUGHED SO MANY TIMES. HAHA, JELLY!!! WE SHOULD PUT SOMETHIN LIKE THAT ON TWILIGHT ASYLUM!

The word jelly sounds so foreign to me right now. XD

These skits have evolved quite a bit on the Asylum. I love it!!

[10:58:59] greenpixie1797 : uhh...aluna are you okay?
[10:59:02] delilahcullen : lol
[10:59:07] Alunamai : Robert: (comes out in a towel) What... I was in the shower...
[10:59:13] delilahcullen : i dont think so
[10:59:18] Stephanie Cullen : lol she's making a skit. XD
[10:59:29] Stephanie Cullen : TOLD YOU HE WAS BUSY
[10:59:35] delilahcullen : omg. can we drop the towel??
[10:59:40] greenpixie1797 : ooh! i want to read it!
[10:59:45] Stephanie Cullen : OMJ I just got out of the shower too
[10:59:55] delilahcullen : -grin-
[10:59:55] Babbit.ramblings. : ME TOO!
[10:59:56] Alunamai : get dressed and go to the thriftway and get me some cookies....
[10:59:57] Babbit.ramblings. : haha
[10:59:59] greenpixie1797 : me 4
[10:59:59] Babbit.ramblings. : no joke
[11:00:01] Alunamai : sugar cookies....
[11:00:03] delilahcullen : DROP PATTINSONS TOWEL!
[11:00:04] Babbit.ramblings. : I just got out of the shower.
[11:00:21] Stephanie Cullen : Leave your towel on, Rob!!!
[11:00:32] Stephanie Cullen : save the shower for... later.... Wink
[11:00:35] delilahcullen : NO!
[11:00:36] Stephanie Cullen : *show
[11:00:37] Babbit.ramblings. : TAKE IT OFF ROB!
[11:00:41] greenpixie1797 : NO!
[11:00:45] Alunamai : and oatmeal... and .... (his towel drops and he doesnt realize it) ummm.... ummmm
[11:00:45] greenpixie1797 : YES!
[11:00:53] delilahcullen : lol. def. TAKE IT OFF!
[11:00:55] greenpixie1797 : I'M SO CONFUSED!!
[11:00:59] delilahcullen : YES!
[11:01:01] forks<3 has joined the chat the Sat May 17, 2008 11:01 am
[11:01:03] Babbit.ramblings. : YES!
[11:01:07] Babbit.ramblings. : DANIELLE!
[11:01:09] Babbit.ramblings. : *hugs*
[11:01:10] delilahcullen : yummy
[11:01:14] Stephanie Cullen : HO SHIT!
[11:01:16] werewolfadict : hi!!!!
[11:01:17] Stephanie Cullen : *tackles Rob*
[11:01:21] Babbit.ramblings. : Very Happy
[11:01:24] forks<3 : good morning ^.^
[11:01:26] delilahcullen : Robert has no clothes on....*smile(
[11:01:28] greenpixie1797 : what?
[11:01:29] Stephanie Cullen : Hi Danielle!! Very Happy
[11:01:29] delilahcullen : psh
[11:01:34] Babbit.ramblings. : *tackles Steph before she gets to Rob*
[11:01:37] Alunamai : Robert: (looks down) OH god... I'm so sorry... (rewraps towel around waist)
[11:01:48] delilahcullen : aw.
[11:01:49] Stephanie Cullen : *falls on the ground and crawls to him*
[11:01:50] Babbit.ramblings. : NO!
[11:01:50] delilahcullen : fun sucker
[11:01:55] Alunamai : if only they knew....
[11:01:56] Alunamai : lol
[11:02:00] delilahcullen : *claws way to Rob*
[11:02:04] Babbit.ramblings. : *grabs onto Steph again*
[11:02:09] werewolfadict : becky is extremely confused and scared for life cuz her baby bro just pulled his thingy out of his diaper
[11:02:12] forks<3 : hahaha....what is going on here?? *uses the voice of a teacher*
[11:02:15] Babbit.ramblings. : *and then gets to Rob first*
[11:02:39] delilahcullen : *pushes Mad out of way*
[11:02:39] greenpixie1797 : *pushes everyone out of the way and gets to Rob 2nd*
[11:02:47] Stephanie Cullen : We're fighting for Rob, Danielle. Very Happy
[11:02:52] Stephanie Cullen : psh
[11:02:57] Babbit.ramblings. : *still makes it to Rob FIRST*
[11:02:59] delilahcullen : *grabs Rob and pulls to the ground, causing his towel to drop*
[11:03:00] Stephanie Cullen : you might have gotten to him this time
[11:03:00] forks<3 pulls Rob apart from everyone
[11:03:02] Babbit.ramblings. : Don't even try you guys
[11:03:10] forks<3 : "STOP IT THIS INSTINT!!"
[11:03:15] Babbit.ramblings. : I so got there first.
[11:03:16] Alunamai : *jackson walks into the room in nothing but a pool boy like speedo and a tray of cookies walking right into robert and casue ing rob to loose grip of his towel
[11:03:18] delilahcullen : lol
[11:03:32] Stephanie Cullen : but next time you won't have a chance. Razz
[11:03:36] greenpixie1797 : lol
[11:03:46] delilahcullen : i WILL have him! lol
[11:03:46] forks<3 : "ROB, go over there(points left)" "BREAK IT UP!!!"
[11:03:50] delilahcullen : Razz
[11:03:52] werewolfadict : o gopd no one feels sorry 4 me... of course
[11:04:07] greenpixie1797 : *Rob runs away from Maddie and everyone starts to chase him again*
[11:04:09] delilahcullen : *flings herself at Rob*
[11:04:15] forks<3 : haha..i do becky
[11:04:23] greenpixie1797 : *pushes delilah out of the way*
[11:04:23] Alunamai : Jackson throws the cookies at aluna and runs screaming out of the room.... saying something like.... OMFJ ROBERT HAS A GIANT....
[11:04:24] Stephanie Cullen : *pulls him into her room and hides him*
[11:04:31] Babbit.ramblings. : *Maddie catches Rob FIRST*
[11:04:35] delilahcullen : i care. We are fighting for rob
[11:04:35] Babbit.ramblings. : (again)
[11:04:53] Babbit.ramblings. : I'm just a speed demon you guys
[11:04:57] Babbit.ramblings. : don't even try.
[11:05:01] delilahcullen : *lunges at Maddie, causing her to lose grip*
[11:05:16] delilahcullen : *clings onto Rob for dear life*
[11:05:18] Babbit.ramblings. : *kicks Delilah away*
[11:05:24] forks<3 : poor Rob...that's all i can say =]
[11:05:26] Babbit.ramblings. : *gets back to Rob*
[11:05:30] Stephanie Cullen : *eats popcorn*
[11:05:31] greenpixie1797 : *pushes delilah out of the way* (again)
[11:05:32] Babbit.ramblings. : *runs away with Rob*
[11:05:34] delilahcullen : lol
[11:05:37] forks<3 stands back to watch the fight
[11:05:40] Babbit.ramblings. : okay.
[11:05:41] Babbit.ramblings. : I win.
[11:05:42] Alunamai : *aluna watches as people start to fight.... over the now naked Robert*
[11:05:56] delilahcullen : *follows**punches Maddie**clings onto Rob*
[11:06:01] Stephanie Cullen : this is rather entertaining. Very Happy
[11:06:05] Babbit.ramblings. : No one tell Riley that I just fought over naked Robert Pattinson
[11:06:11] delilahcullen : lol
[11:06:13] forks<3 : eventually everyone'll get tired and i'll just go get him for myself
[11:06:13] delilahcullen : seriously
[11:06:16] delilahcullen : lol
[11:06:20] Babbit.ramblings. : /makes shifty eyes
[11:06:21] greenpixie1797 : *shoves Rob into a conviently placed porshe and drives away from the rest of you crazy people*
[11:06:27] Babbit.ramblings. makes shifty eyes
[11:06:36] delilahcullen : NO!!!!ROB!!! COME BACK!
[11:06:36] Stephanie Cullen : LOL
[11:06:54] Stephanie Cullen : conveniently placed porche.
[11:06:55] Babbit.ramblings. : *steals Dizzy's porsche when she gets gas and takes Rob to the Psych ward island*
[11:07:02] forks<3 : hahah
[11:07:05] delilahcullen : this is fun. Razz
[11:07:32] Alunamai : i would die if one day one of the guys got an account on here and when they signed on... this is what they saw going on
[11:07:37] delilahcullen : *takes Dale Earnheart's race car and follows Maddie*
[11:07:41] forks<3 : lolz
[11:07:52] forks<3 stands back and watches still
[11:07:57] Stephanie Cullen : HAHAHA
[11:08:00] Babbit.ramblings. : *locks gate to the island on Delilah's face*
[11:08:01] Stephanie Cullen : I agree, Aluna!
[11:08:03] delilahcullen : that would be hilarious
[11:08:05] forks<3 : this is like a soap opera but worse!!!!
[11:08:05] Babbit.ramblings. : *eats the key*
[11:08:15] Alunamai : grabs the aston martin vanquish and races off to stop said insanity
[11:08:16] Stephanie Cullen : XD
[11:08:20] Babbit.ramblings. : Just face it, I win
[11:08:26] Babbit.ramblings. : this will go on for days
[11:08:28] delilahcullen : *find bulldozer and knocks down wall*
[11:08:30] Stephanie Cullen : please do, Aluna
[11:08:33] Babbit.ramblings. : Im way too stubborn for this
[11:08:39] Stephanie Cullen : you have more authority than I do
[11:08:45] delilahcullen : me as well
[11:08:46] delilahcullen : Razz
[11:08:54] greenpixie1797 : haha. now I WIN.
[11:09:00] Babbit.ramblings. : *hides Rob on other side of island behind unbreakable wall*
[11:09:01] Alunamai : ALRIGHT!
[11:09:07] Babbit.ramblings. : Razz
[11:09:08] Stephanie Cullen : this is my husband and I'm just watching!
[11:09:16] delilahcullen : lol
[11:09:20] Alunamai : all i have to do is put the chat box messages in the skit this time...
[11:09:28] Alunamai : what....
[11:09:28] werewolfadict : James Valentine is mine!!!
[11:09:33] Alunamai : is it made of vampire...
[11:09:38] delilahcullen : there is no such thing as an unbreakable wall
[11:09:48] Babbit.ramblings. : Says who?
[11:09:55] forks<3 : haha..good one becky =]
[11:09:59] Alunamai : unless it's made of vampire...
[11:10:05] delilahcullen : Says the facts of science
[11:10:06] Alunamai : then you just set it on fire...
[11:10:12] Alunamai : may be unbreakable...
[11:10:14] delilahcullen : there is no such thing as anything unbreakable
[11:10:15] Babbit.ramblings. : Eh. Riley Barton is mine! I win! Razz
[11:10:15] greenpixie1797 : because you guys grabed jackson in a Rob halloween costume, not rob! so HA!
[11:10:19] Alunamai : but definately burnable
[11:10:27] Babbit.ramblings. : Eh.
[11:10:30] werewolfadict : no seriously...my bf...James Valentine...mine lol
[11:10:31] Babbit.ramblings. : Its fire resistant
[11:10:32] Alunamai : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
[11:10:34] Alunamai : JACKSON!
[11:10:36] delilahcullen : loser
[11:10:37] delilahcullen : i win
[11:10:37] Alunamai : MY BABY!
[11:10:40] forks<3 : haha
[11:10:46] Babbit.ramblings. : Ew. I want Rob
[11:10:52] greenpixie1797 : I WIN!
[11:10:52] delilahcullen : i have rob
[11:10:54] Stephanie Cullen : good one dizzy!
[11:10:58] Babbit.ramblings. : *throws Jackson into the ocean and chases after Rob*
[11:11:00] delilahcullen : fine i have Tom Felton
[11:11:08] Stephanie Cullen : omgoodness
[11:11:12] Babbit.ramblings. : haha
[11:11:13] delilahcullen : Smile Smile Smile Smile
[11:11:14] Alunamai : what is wrong with Jackson rathbone the pool boy
[11:11:14] greenpixie1797 : NO! MINE!
[11:11:15] Babbit.ramblings. : Are we good?
[11:11:17] delilahcullen : what?
[11:11:19] Stephanie Cullen : yes, Delilah, you can have Tom.
[11:11:24] Babbit.ramblings. : Because honestly, I pick Riley. Razz
[11:11:27] delilahcullen : TOM FELTON IS MIVE@
[11:11:30] delilahcullen : TOM FELTON IS MINE!
[11:11:35] Stephanie Cullen : Aluna, you can have Jackson (since you already do)
[11:11:40] greenpixie1797 : i like jackson as a pool boy..
[11:11:41] Stephanie Cullen : Maddie can have Riley
[11:11:48] delilahcullen : he is frikkin fine
[11:11:53] forks<3 : gets out of underground tunnel...calls to Rob who then jumps in the tunnel then conceals it...goes throught the tricky tunnel* hope you brought a flashlight peoples
[11:11:54] Stephanie Cullen : and uh... Steph gets Rob
[11:11:57] delilahcullen : tom, i mean
[11:12:14] greenpixie1797 : oops i have to go guys! *hugs*
[11:12:16] forks<3 : i'm jail braking rob =]
[11:12:20] Babbit.ramblings. : Sad
[11:12:21] delilahcullen : bye *hugs*
[11:12:23] forks<3 : bye
[11:12:24] Babbit.ramblings. : Bye bye Dizzy
[11:12:26] Stephanie Cullen : aww, bye Dizzy!
[11:12:31] Stephanie Cullen : *hugs*
[11:12:32] delilahcullen : :'(
[11:12:35] Babbit.ramblings. : *hugs*
[11:12:36] delilahcullen : bye Dizzy!
[11:12:40] greenpixie1797 : bye!
[11:12:40] delilahcullen : nice meeting you!
[11:12:43] Alunamai : bye
[11:12:55] greenpixie1797 : you too!

sorry if your name is above in the ROB FIGHT OF THE CENTURY!

And yes they have thats cause everyone participates! lol...

OMFJ. LMFAO!

lmfao, wow nice guys

OMC!!!!!!


I LOVE your skits, Aluna