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Alice_No's_All
Number of posts : 213
Age : 30
Location : with jacob.... save a horse ride a werewolf
Registration date : 2007-07-30
|  Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon  Tue Jan 08, 2008 6:48 pm | |
| bella: *walkin in the hallway and drops her books bends down to pick them up*
emmett: *sings* smack that all on the floor smack that gimmie some more smack that till u get sore smack that | |
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Number of posts : 5213
Age : 24
Location : in a box, i think?
House : head of rosalie, bitches.
Registration date : 2007-12-21
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Tue Jan 08, 2008 9:16 pm | |
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lovetwilight2
Number of posts : 90
Age : 30
Location : irking Caius...............................With grapes
Registration date : 2007-08-27
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:12 pm | |
| - breakingdawn wrote:
- Bella: Eddie-kins, love the whol eye-mascara thing on you
Edward: thanks, Bella
Bella: I told you not to call me that! I am Princess Bella-who-is-better-and-way-hotter-than-anyone-else and- wait a minute, are those MY pants?
Edward: Maybe...but you have to agree, they look hot on me *does a model pose and begins to pretend he is on the catwalk*
Bella: I was going to make out with you but now...
Edward: Please???
Bella: well...okay! Bella: *starts making out, then stops* wait, is that MY mascara  !!?!?? Edward:and eyeliner. Bella: That's it, i'm not making out with you unless you say sorry and promise to never do it again. Edward: Fine i promise, now can we please coninue to make out, i have to go try to cut myself in about ten minute. So can we hurried it up? Bella: OK*makes out with edward* Alice: *apperars out of nowhere* Wait Bella stop!! He's lying! I saw him and tommorow, hes going to steal you black nail polish! | |
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the dodo's conundrum.
Number of posts : 14985
Age : 31
Location : Undetermined as of yet.
House : Senate:
Registration date : 2007-12-31
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:35 pm | |
| lol, I never would be able to XD | |
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lovetwilight2
Number of posts : 90
Age : 30
Location : irking Caius...............................With grapes
Registration date : 2007-08-27
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Sun Feb 24, 2008 4:13 pm | |
| ok, i'm going to try again: Bella: I have black nail polish?!?!? Alice: Yeah, remember last Halloween, when i bought you that costume? Bella: What costume?  Alice: You know, the gothick bunny costume, the one like Rose's Bella: Wath are you talking about? Alice: What do you mean, i left it in your room with Eddy... *both look at edward suspicius* Edward: What? it looked good on me!  Bella:  Alice: So, you didn't wear it at all?  | |
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lovetwilight2
Number of posts : 90
Age : 30
Location : irking Caius...............................With grapes
Registration date : 2007-08-27
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Sun Feb 24, 2008 8:17 pm | |
| thanks! le gasp!!! could Edward be by?!?!?  umm, emo and now by.......something's missing....... GANSTA!!!  Yo! 'sup me man, dia-RY!
So, 'nyway, me and my Bells was all walkin' down the street an' then out no where, this fu' comes all hittin' all over her. Then i say "Yo fu' aint better not be hittin' on my woman !" Then he says that he won't evar be hittin' on her then i says, "Oh no you didn'! you better not be dissin' her, 'cause then i'm goin' hav' to have to kick yor good-4-notin' butt!" But then he gets all chicken an' says that his leavin' an' then i says "Yeah, you better run, you beee-ach!!!" Then i screwed bella.
She was all worin' 'bout "protection" and all kinds of carp but i aint gonna get her pregnant! You ask Jessica or Lauren, i didn' use any of that shit on any of them an' they aint preggers!
Smokin'playarTHEedward---peace out y'all
hugs and kisses! <3 talk about having a "multiple personality disorder" | |
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the dodo's conundrum.
Number of posts : 14985
Age : 31
Location : Undetermined as of yet.
House : Senate:
Registration date : 2007-12-31
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Sun Feb 24, 2008 8:26 pm | |
| wow...... I definitely think no one would ever say that in the books. | |
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Bella923
Number of posts : 541
Age : 32
Location : Desiding to make Team Perv offical because when didn't you picture edward naked!
Registration date : 2007-11-07
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:11 am | |
| - lovetwilight2 wrote:
- ok, i'm going to try again:
Bella: I have black nail polish?!?!?
Alice: Yeah, remember last Halloween, when i bought you that costume?
Bella: What costume?
Alice: You know, the gothick bunny costume, the one like Rose's
Bella: Wath are you talking about?
Alice: What do you mean, i left it in your room with Eddy...
*both look at edward suspicius*
Edward: What? it looked good on me!
Bella:
Alice: So, you didn't wear it at all? Bella* first my make up now a costume!!! Edward*starts hopping like a bunny Bella* alice I think it's time we get the bunny a cage Alice *possibly or a collar Edward *WHAT!!! Bella* fine then stop this Edward* But I look pretty | |
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Elena Cullen
Number of posts : 649
Location : petitioning for a return of the Volturi Lexicon! :P
House : Jasper
Registration date : 2008-02-12
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Sun Mar 02, 2008 9:49 pm | |
| Bella: *Skips around the houe happily, singing show tunes*
Singing a Happy Working Song (from Enchanted) | |
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Bella923
Number of posts : 541
Age : 32
Location : Desiding to make Team Perv offical because when didn't you picture edward naked!
Registration date : 2007-11-07
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:47 pm | |
| Edward *Hey my foods coming to me YaY!!!
Bella* DON"T u eat that bear Edward or I'll start hiding my make up
Edward* pouts, NOOOOOOO!!!!!! Don't hide the make up! | |
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Bella923
Number of posts : 541
Age : 32
Location : Desiding to make Team Perv offical because when didn't you picture edward naked!
Registration date : 2007-11-07
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:50 pm | |
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Bella923
Number of posts : 541
Age : 32
Location : Desiding to make Team Perv offical because when didn't you picture edward naked!
Registration date : 2007-11-07
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 pm | |
| During the song that was being sung in that move animals started coming to the house to help clean | |
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Bella923
Number of posts : 541
Age : 32
Location : Desiding to make Team Perv offical because when didn't you picture edward naked!
Registration date : 2007-11-07
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:57 pm | |
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Bella923
Number of posts : 541
Age : 32
Location : Desiding to make Team Perv offical because when didn't you picture edward naked!
Registration date : 2007-11-07
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:00 pm | |
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Bella923
Number of posts : 541
Age : 32
Location : Desiding to make Team Perv offical because when didn't you picture edward naked!
Registration date : 2007-11-07
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:05 pm | |
| I can't till someone else does | |
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the dodo's conundrum.
Number of posts : 14985
Age : 31
Location : Undetermined as of yet.
House : Senate:
Registration date : 2007-12-31
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:24 pm | |
| umm... let me see, i stink at this, but oh well Emmett: OH! A bear! Edward, did you get this for me? Edward: no, and Bella said that if I ate it, she would hide her makeup! Emmett: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Not the makeup! I need that for my date tonight! Bella: | |
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Elena Cullen
Number of posts : 649
Location : petitioning for a return of the Volturi Lexicon! :P
House : Jasper
Registration date : 2008-02-12
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Sat Mar 15, 2008 4:25 am | |
| Alice: I don't want to go shopping today... | |
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the dodo's conundrum.
Number of posts : 14985
Age : 31
Location : Undetermined as of yet.
House : Senate:
Registration date : 2007-12-31
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Sat Mar 15, 2008 1:48 pm | |
| that would never happen, you are right about that! | |
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Elena Cullen
Number of posts : 649
Location : petitioning for a return of the Volturi Lexicon! :P
House : Jasper
Registration date : 2008-02-12
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Sat Mar 15, 2008 4:08 pm | |
| Sam (To Carlisle) Why can't we all just get along? | |
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Bella923
Number of posts : 541
Age : 32
Location : Desiding to make Team Perv offical because when didn't you picture edward naked!
Registration date : 2007-11-07
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Sat Mar 15, 2008 5:14 pm | |
| Roseale* Yeah bella i've been hiding my makeup from emmett for years
Bella* What is with them
Emmett*Edward lets go get makeovers!
Edward*YAY | |
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the dodo's conundrum.
Number of posts : 14985
Age : 31
Location : Undetermined as of yet.
House : Senate:
Registration date : 2007-12-31
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Sat Mar 15, 2008 5:17 pm | |
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Bella923
Number of posts : 541
Age : 32
Location : Desiding to make Team Perv offical because when didn't you picture edward naked!
Registration date : 2007-11-07
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Sat Mar 15, 2008 5:24 pm | |
| Thats the reason for the tread!! :) | |
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the dodo's conundrum.
Number of posts : 14985
Age : 31
Location : Undetermined as of yet.
House : Senate:
Registration date : 2007-12-31
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Sat Mar 15, 2008 5:28 pm | |
| yeppers! That is why it makes sense! | |
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Bella923
Number of posts : 541
Age : 32
Location : Desiding to make Team Perv offical because when didn't you picture edward naked!
Registration date : 2007-11-07
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Sat Mar 15, 2008 5:32 pm | |
| I know i live with humor at my house(a.k.a. DAD) he's hilarious | |
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Bella923
Number of posts : 541
Age : 32
Location : Desiding to make Team Perv offical because when didn't you picture edward naked!
Registration date : 2007-11-07
| | Subject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon Sat Mar 15, 2008 5:38 pm | |
| yeah i know dads are hilarious | |
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