"Corrupt A Wish" Game

Granted but then all guys turned into girls because its impossible for guys to make sense.

I wish it was 6:00 so I would be at dizzys houseee

Granted but dizzy magically disappears so you are at her house without her.

too bad she was there xD

erm. no wish?

I wish dinner was readyy

It is but it is made up of everything you hate

I wish I had a snake

Granted, but it´s a cobra and it bites u

I wish I could go to school to see my best friend (I miss him like crazy) <3

granted but he isnt there

i wish i wasnt sick

Granted youre dead instead

I wish i wasn't homeless

granted but you loose your job

i wish i had a better friend

yeah, but then your old worse friends would be jealous and we would have another T.V. soap opera... not cool.

I wish that pigs could fly.

granted but the take shuts everywhere

i wish my phone would stop being evil....

granted, now your computer, ipod, and parents are evil.

i wish time was moving faster

granted but you die sooner

i wish there was something to do tonight

granted, but you get arrested.

I wish August was here.

granted but ur not were u wanna be

i wish my boyfriend would stop nagging me

granted but then you break up

i wish i had something to do

granted; your travelling down route 66 en route to LA for a photo shoot, riding along with you is your super hot boyfriend and your agent. then there comes a flash, distant first but growing catastrophically with every growing moment... your car is tossed from the road, you wake up three days later in the wreckage, the air reeks of ozone, the distant blur that was Los Angeles now a smoldering crater. welcome to the end.

I wish i had less free time on my hands

granted, but during your activities....you get burried alive.

I wish wifi was stronger.

*granted but ur computer crashes

i wish my boyfriend would stop tlkin about his d**k

granted but.... oh god thats too awkward I can't think of anything for that

i wish i wasnt sick

granted but ur entire family get sick

i wish some one would currupt my wish

not granted.

i wish i wasnt bored

*granted but u get sick...xD

i wish my computer in my room....

granted but you dont have internet in your room

i wish i could do a backflip

granted but you break ur back

i wish i hadd a personal driver...

granted but he crashes

i wish i had some chapstick