"Corrupt A Wish" Game

Granted, but you have to stay home and babysit.

I wish school wasnt next week

Granted, it shall start tomorrow
I wish i didnt have to go to a school where i know no one!! <---cause we all know thats a wonderful way to start high school

Granted but the person you hated most in the world was the only one you knew. (Aww that was the same with me when I started highschool)

I wish I lived in the same timezone as my BFF's

granted but then your BFF's move

i wish i wasnt sick.

granted, instead you're to healthy... and Doctores want to figure out WHY you're so healthy... needles and xrays ensue.

i wish that i could do something with my life

^granted but then you become really famous and get run over by a paparazzi mob.

fail.

i wish i could go on my cruise right now.

Granted but you don't get anything you want or feel happy at all.

I wish I didn't need sleep.

Granted but you go insane from to much time on your hands.

I wish i could stop procrastinating

granted... but you are forced to do as everyone says from now on XD

i wish to see Sho-chan as soon as possible

granted but it´s only on webcam :'(

^I wish I didn´t have to write a short story for school

granted but you have to write a LONG one instead

i wish my Dad would hurry up and install my webcam

granted but when you try to turn it on you notice it´s broken

I wish I had already finished school and could live in England together with my girlfriend and had a good job and we´d both be very happy together^^

awwwwwwwwwww

GRANTED.... but you get really sick of the rubbish English wheather xD

I wish our comps werent so STUPID!

granted but then we don´t have time to talk

I wish the film on tv wasn´t so cheesy^^

granted, but the TV blows up

i wish my family would stop yelling at each other =.=

XD well maybe that would be better

granted but they stop cuz they all got a cold and lost their voices

I wish I could keep all my new years resolutions

XD granted but you regret them

i wish i didnt have a sore throat

granted but instead your stomach hurts

I wish msn wasn´t so stupid

Granted but then te Cbox never works again

i wish it wasnt so dark outside already

Granted--the sun goes critical, turning into a Red Dwarf and slowly engulfs the inner solar system.

I wish i had some chap stick

granted but it turns into a slimey monster and swallows you XD

I wish my girlfriend was on already....

Granted but she also turns into a slimey monster and swallows you... must be something in the air. xD

I wish i hadn't stayed up until 7:00am

granted you went to bed earlier but when you fall asleep you turn into Sleeping Beauty and sleep for 100 years solid XD

I wish I didn´t have a cold...

Granted, instead your the only person to get the Bird Flu during a Swine Flu outbreak.

I wish there was a zombie Apocalypse