Jacob HATERS Unite

he totally is all those things and more....

I'm bored. Jacob Sucks. Jacob Dies. We all live happily ever after. THE END!!!! lol

*applauses* YAY!! I LOVE the end!!

Jacob is such a ... a .... GRRR there isn't even a work to describe him!

there really isn't any words to descride how much of a f*cking retard he is!!!!!!!

*nods* I agree ... not even in french ... GRR

lol yeah, I know eh?

You know how its tradition in some Asian countries to eat dogs? And you know how Jacobs being immature and refusing to phase back to his human form?

We should ship him to Asia. He's practically already cooked.

*falls to the floor laughing* I LOVE YOU!

*goes gets a BIG box and stamps*

lol YES!!!!! let's ship him to asia!!!!!!!!!!! box him and stamp him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ship him off NOW!!!! lol

We need to catch him first ... lol I have everthing else

catching him should be no problem... nothern Canada.... me and Sam are technically considered to be in the northern part of Canada... (well, when I'm at my dads...) a bit of a run and we should find him..... how hard can it be to find an annoying, ugly overgrown wolf???

True .... good luck then *hugs*

I HATE HATE HATE HATE HIM!


random jake hate outburst for ya

anotherr random jacob black outburt


I HATE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD!!!
YOU WERE PROBALY THE MEAN BULLY ON THE PLAYGROUND WHO WOULD HURT INNOCENT CHILDREN BECAUSE YOUR A HORRIBLE PERSON JACOB BLACK!!!

*boxes Jaob Black, stamps him and sends him of to Asia*..... muahahahaha!

omg i just got sorted into the carlisle house!!yayaya!!!fianlly took long enuff!!and thx for the awesome comments.we do hav sum pretty good ideas if i say so myself.anywaY OMG I NEEDA FIND SUM FREAKIN STAMPS DUDE!!!!omg i was at skool and like i totally got this idea we shuld liike skin jacob blasck and use his skin as a magic carpet and fly around!!ive got a better idea.i could give to my cat and let her pee on it!!totally!!yaya!!omg imma go get an ax and cut him open and get his guts!!then imma go give them to my sister and let her eat them!1yayayaay!!!

GUYS! I decided to make Jacob Hate avatars! I need ideas for things to write on it ... Any good ideas?

wellu can reite jacob black is my cats personal toilet

or u could rite id rather leev my children with micheal jackosn rather than jacob black
omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\
ashley or nyx calipso or vamp_queen_in_the_nyc had this id ea and said that jacob black is the reincarnation o micheal jackson lolololo!!!:)

OMC!! I love: id rather leev my children with micheal jackosn rather than jacob black

AHA!!! THANK YOU!

Ok so, so far we have:

- Jacob Black is my cats personal toilet. (but this one doesn't really makes sense to me..)
- Id' rather leave my children with Micheal Jackson.


keep going guys!

ummmm..... erm...... how about.....

-Jacob Black. Let's shove him in a box and send him to the other side of the world!
-Jacob Black. *squee!* LET'S SQUISH HIM!!!!
-Jacob Black... should go die in a hole somewhere....
-Jacob Sucks. Jacob Dies. We all live happily ever after. THE END!!!!
-Let's dissect him like a worm in science class!!!


and that's all I got right now......... not very good.... but my brain is fried....

OH YEAH! I REMEMBER!!! I PUT THAT IN MY POETRY BOOK FOR ENGLISH, CLASS, RITE???? Reincarnation of Micheal Jackson. Well, he is. Really.

lol write
*Jacob Black is the reincarnation of Micheal Jackson.
*Jacob Black is not a hot dog (get it?)
*EW, JACOB! I thought that you were housebroken! (okay, that ones not too good)
*Jacob, Is it possible for you, though you're a dog, to stop ACTING like one?
*That's it. I'm calling animal control.
*Pushy, obnoxious, ego-istic mongrel.
*I hope the fleas eat you alive.

(Yeah I don't know not too good but whatevs I can't think of much

Oh, and Tess, or Angela, or edward_i_love_u_i_dont or whoever you are (jkz, u know i know who you are... it's a little something called SCHOOL)
my name is NYX CALYPSO. just so we get that cleared (lol)

Jacob Black has this idea in his head that Bella is going to just swoon and say,
"You know, what, Jake? I love you more than Edward. He's just a filthy leech, and I love dogs!!!! Lets go!"
Then, he just assumes she's gonna hop on his back and ride way into the sunset, ditching Edward on the day of their wedding.
It makes me want to slap him... or worse....
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND YOU UGLY FOOL??? SHE NO CHOSE YOU!!!! SHE CHOOSE EDWARD!!!! SHE MARRY EDWARD!!!!! SHE SOON VAMPIRE!!!! NO WEREWOLF!!!! VAMPIRE, SHE VAMPIRE!!!!!
*continues talking like a.... gorilla or something so Jacob can understand...*

you could put "my little puppy could kick That dog's butt!" and then in tiny writing. "Come face my chiwhawa Jacob!"

loveTwilight! wrote:

you could put "my little puppy could kick That dog's butt!" and then in tiny writing. "Come face my chiwhawa Jacob!"

DEAR GOD!! I'm crying for real! I love you! this is HILARIOUS!! I'm so using this one!

And NYX CALYPSO ... just wow *bows*

You girls are my heros!