Jacob HATERS Unite

mkay


so backk to jake hate. wouldn't it be funny if some kind of ancient indian tribe ate werewolves and then skewered jacob!!

haha, *imagines jake on a kebab skewer*

ha, that would be so funny... then do to eating him the tribe dies since he makes them all very ill....

haha!!! that'd be funny...

omg ashley u were rite u r crazy on this site(fyi i no ashely and she is in luv with these books not as much as mee and she hates jacob so much im pretty sure shed take a sledghammer and beat his face in if she had the chance.)anyway..omg everything u said about jacob is so true.i am like clutching my sides from laughing so much at wat u rote.

jacob can so totally go screw a pig and then die after after choking him self on a pig bone.if i had a chainsaw rite now and he was in front of me i would rip his skinny litlle ungrateful face off.then i would thorw it in the sewer and let it rot there.he kisses bella.HOW DARE HE!!!???edward is the perfect dude and jacob trie to ruin the perfect couple by thinking he can take bella away.well u know wat jacon black is nuthing but a dog that can go piss on the firehydrant!!GOP ROT IN HELL JACOB BLACK !!!!!!DIE NOW!!!

niiiceee!!!!! saw his face off... I like it...

TESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! HELLLLOOOO!!!! (shes right, I am a little obsessed!!!!) Yeah, I really agree. Though I think that we love the books equally.... It make sme wonder spometimes if we have lives outside twilight..... OF COURSE WE DO! but vampires just take up most of it...... anyways I want to catch jacob in like an electric net that would burn him, and then....
AND THEN SKIN HIM ALIVE WHILE HE IS A WEREWOLF!!!!!
then i would sell his fur to the Volturi (even though I dont like them) so they could make.... oh i dont know.....
A UNIVERSAL WEREWOLF VOODOO DOLL!!!!!
and then we would all be happy...
at the werewolves squirming in pain...
and a dead, naked, furless jacobb....
*POINT AND LAUGH!!!* *POINT AND LAUGH!!!!!*

lmfao!!! I love it!!!!

omfgd im like gpoing crazy its like u ash waasup.u better not hav tlked to ralphy or imma hav u kik ur ass.
anyway like were can u buy an electric net.hey we should like buymachine guns and like shoot him full of holes then skin him alive as a werewolf and make him into a.......... fur coat.awesome like totally!!!BUT CRUELTY TO ANIMALS IS RONG!!!!UNLESS HES JACOB BLACK!!!!:)

o wow..... that's good........ lol

r u like online
cuz im like all alone in the chat box

um on and off.....

wow, some of our comments are pretty gruesome. its a good thing the lovers don't stop by here anymore! lol

if the lovers came here they would hav heart attcks at wat we say.

i have the question o fthe day:
If jacob black was in front of u rite now wat would u do?

i would kik him in his non-exisiting balls them put em on a stick and roast themm like marshmellows and make him eat them")
creative isnt it:)!!!

I would totally run down stairs and grab my samarai sword and chop him to pieces..... I like your avvie....

If Jacob Black was in front of me....
RAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
I WOULD SO PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE SEVERAL TIMES AND BREAK HIS JAW AND SAY "YEAH! THATS WHAT BELLA WANTED TO DO TO YOU? THATS WHAT SHE WANTED TO DO? NO WAY DID SHE WANT TO HAVE YOUR NASTY TOUNG STUCK DOWN HER THROAT!!!" THEN I WOULD GET MY MACHETE, mentioned previously, AND REALLY JUST HACK HIM UP!!!!! so my cousin is watching spongebob no so Im totally going to steal a quote from there... I WOULD SCOOP OUT HIS EYEBALLS AND USE THEM AS.... GIANT MISSHAPEN SOCCER BALLS!!! STAB HIM IN THE CHEST A COUPLE OF TIMES WITH A PITCHFORK AND WATCH HIM DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!! YOU WORTHLESS NO GOOD PIECE OF HERPES!!!! YEAH! CUZ THATS WHAT YOU HAVE!!!!! (OH AND YOU HAVE MONO TOO!!!!! BILLY WAS RIGHT WHEN HE TOLD BELLA THAT!!) DAAAAAMMMMMMM YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! RIP OFF HIS BALLS AND THEN FORCE FEED THEM TO SAMMMMM!!!!!!!

edward_i_luv_u_i_dont wrote:

if the lovers came here they would hav heart attcks at wat we say.

i have the question o fthe day:
If jacob black was in front of u rite now wat would u do?

i would kik him in his non-exisiting balls them put em on a stick and roast themm like marshmellows and make him eat them")
creative isnt it:)!!!

Well, i wouldn't them. They have his essence!!!Jacob Black essence!!! eww... i wouldn't even eat marchmellows cooked over him. *shivers at the thought.*

omg i wouldnt eat them i would make him eat them and yea i love am avvie to and like totally i want a samurai sword but i guess i have enuff weapons considering i hav machine guns,knives,swords,and a lot of other shit.oooo ash can i boorow ur eyeballe scooper.i would love to do that to him.and like totalyy i think that we shoud like go to forks carrying torches and machine guns filled with silver bullets.ooo can sumone lend me a a light saber so i can slice jacobs head off and feed it to the dogs*hahahaha not even the dogs like him anemore*i just reread new moon last nite at 2 and u no wat he acts like an ass towards bella so im gunna take his dismembered head and put it in it a ditch and then bury it becum a vampire and then millions of years later after i rule the world with ashkley by my side im gunna dig his head up and show to the world wat i do to werewolves like jacob!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH!!!DIE JACOB BLACK DIE NOW!!!!!!!!!!GO TO HELL U MORONIC GOD!!UR A PILE OF DOG SHIT!!!!HAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH NOT EVEN JESSICA STANLEY WOULD DATE U AND SHES A TOTAL B****!!!HAHAHAHAHA1U UGLY LIL BELLA HOGGER!IM AMAZED THAT EDWRA D HAASNT RIPPED UR FACE OFF ALREADY!!IF I WERE IF I WOULD SHOT UR FREAKIN FACE OFF YEARS AGO!!!!HAHAHAHAH@!!!!!DIE DIE DIE DIE !!!!!

i didnt call him a a morpnic god.i meant dog but wen i go cray and type fast i tend to get m words mixed up!!srry!!

ew.... eating jacob blacks balls????? ewwww...... thats like giving him a blow job and liking it..... ewww...... thinking about that is a traumatic experience for me..... my mind is a bit scared..... good thing u didn't mean that...


OH AND HELL YEAH RULE THE WORLD AND TORTURE THOSE MONGRELS, TESSSSSSS!!!!! WOOOOOO

OMFE, u guy's are awesome I love u'r ideas

aren't they? I just love how they think!

I know its awesome

haha!!! the perfect song for Jacob is ur so gay (and you don't even like boys) by Katy Perry........ go listen to it!!!

I just want to say...

Jacob is an obnoxious, overbearing, immature, insensitive homewrecker and he deserves die.

That is all

lol he is, isn't he?