Angela

Emmett: but...but.....but..... I WANTED TO EAT THEM
Bella: UUUUUUUUUUU DON'TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT EAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Jasper: u know thats not very nice bella
Bella: I DON'T FUCKING CARE
Edward: gosh bella..... PMSing?????????????????
Bella: EEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDD

Jasper: BEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAA! WHY CAN'T I HAE A FREAKN' MILK CARTON! SERIOUSLY! UGH!

Edward: Now look what u made him do!

Bella: sorry..

Mrs. Cope: oh, hi Bella dear. Charlie invited me over for a chat *giggles and fixes hair*

Bella: well charlie's making out with my um dad billy right now... can u come by later?
Ms. Cope: or i can stay and chat with edward ::giggles::
Edward: srry but we were jsut leaving!
Ms. Cope: WHERE.... WHY????????????
Bella: to make out... and get married!
Ms. Cope: :affraid: :affraid: :affraid: :affraid: :affraid:

Mrs Cope: bt your... you're 18

Bella: Exactly, we're adults. If you see Charlie, could u tell him the news.

Mrs. Cope: *through clenched teeth* of course dear

Bella: thanks, well... we're off to Vegas. Caio

*Bella and Edward walk outside and close the door behind them

Bella: She hates me, right?

Edward: yup

Bella: i knew it

Edward: don't worry... she hates me too
Bella: thats makes me happy... wat is she thinking?
Edward: u dont want to know... just cause she mad at me doesn't mean her feeling change!
Bella: ARG

Bella: You never tlel me these things! why?

Edward: really, you don't want to know

Bella: Edward!

Edward: Fine! sheesh! *whispers into her ear*

Bella: ... oh my...

*at charlie's house*
mrs. cope: soooooooooo, jacob. wacha doing?
Jake: watching dad and charlie make out
Mrs. cope: do you want 2 go 2 vagas and crash their wedding so that i can have edward?
jake: do i get 2 keep bella?
mrs cope: sure
Jake:k, let me just tell daa-hey dad! i'm going to vegas 2 crash bella's wedding!
charlie: bella is gittinging married?
why didn't any one tell me? i have tis really cute mini that she could ware.
Mrs cope:
jake:........
billy: and i could lent her my leopard tougn (sp sorry)
jake and mrs cope:

Charlie: wait... did u say crash... don't u dare young man ur grounded
Jacob: u can't ground me... ur not my real mom..... or even a woman for that reason
Charlie: FINE.... BILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYY
Billy: ur grounded young man!!!!!!!!!
Jacob: AWWWWW DADDDDDDDDDDDDD

haha lol

lol

Ms. Cope: Well, don't they need witnesses? I mean, we could go as those

Charlie: By George i think she's got it! To Vegas we go!

Jacob: And why do we hang out with him

Billy: I'd rather not discuss that infront of you, son.

Jacob: EW DAD
Billy: jsut go to ur room
Jacob: i wanna be a witness
Billy: NO.... now GO

Jacob: But Dad!

Billy: No buts! or i'll take away your right to bare arms!

Jacob: *sigh* fine! might as well take away my freedom of speech *grumbles*

Charlie: don' you think that was a little harsh? I mean, i always carry my gun with me.

Charlie: wait, no butts, but i thought you loved my butt

Jacob: NO! NO DISCUSSING YOUR ASS IN FRONT OF ME

Ms. Cope: language!

Jacob and Charlie: srry ms.cope
Billy: honey,...... i love ur ass
Ms. Cope: LANGUAGE
Billy: its english.... and u??

Ms. Cope: You sir, still owe me a Detention

Billy: Damn! i was hoping u forgot about that!

Ms. Cope: i never forget anything
Billy: so u remember prom?????
Charlie: u said u would never talk about that again

Mrs. Cope: Yes i remember prom. U still owe me a dance. *turns on some aweful slow song* Come 'er boys

Billy&Charlie: *gulp*

Billy: umj.......... i can't..... wheelchair remember
Charlie: ohhh no.... if i have to do this u do too ::pulls him off the chair::
Jacob: DAD???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U Can walk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????????

Billy: that's probably just the Viagra (?)

Charlie: um.........

Mrs. Cope: oh you naughty, naughty boys *giggles*

This has already been discussed but im random like that... ANGELA SHOULD BE A WITCH... that would be the coolest thing ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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um.... yeah, i think this thread was originally about ANGELA!!

I love Angela. She is awesome.

I agree, Angela should be a witch.