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Eternity'sTime
Number of posts : 917
Age : 30
Location : with Revelle5132, missmack123, and AmeCullen, hitting Jacob with a rolled up newspaper
Registration date : 2007-03-16
|  Subject: Re: why does everybody hate jacob?  Wed Aug 29, 2007 10:07 pm | |
| lol
Rosalie: LIPOSUCTION! i'm a fraud. A FRAUD! YOU THINK NORMAL WOMEN CAN HAVE AN ASS LIKE THIS?
Bella: i'm sorry, i just hallucinated. What?
Bella: two weeks ago i talked Camren Diaz out of buying this heinous angora sweater. whoever said orange was the new pink, was seriously disturbed. | |
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missmack123
Number of posts : 2561
Age : 30
Location : Over the freaking rainbow
House : Esme.
Registration date : 2007-08-10
| | Subject: Re: why does everybody hate jacob? Wed Aug 29, 2007 10:14 pm | |
| i love this its so funny!!
*edward talking to charlie*
edward:and your boyfriend is...
charlie:Billy...NO! WERE JUST FRIENDS
billy:YOU BITCH!!! | |
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Edward_Luver
Number of posts : 560
Age : 32
Location : Anywhere with Edward Anthony Masen Cullen!!!!!!(IL) =]
Registration date : 2007-07-29
| | Subject: Re: why does everybody hate jacob? Wed Aug 29, 2007 10:23 pm | |
| wow.... legally blonde has an effect! =] lol
Bella: and then u went into the Shower?!?!?!?!??!?!
Jacob: um..... well..... FINE I DID IT............. I DID IT!!!!!!!!!
court: :affraid: :affraid: | |
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missmack123
Number of posts : 2561
Age : 30
Location : Over the freaking rainbow
House : Esme.
Registration date : 2007-08-10
| | Subject: Re: why does everybody hate jacob? Wed Aug 29, 2007 10:37 pm | |
| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: i love you guys
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: sorry im bored | |
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Eternity'sTime
Number of posts : 917
Age : 30
Location : with Revelle5132, missmack123, and AmeCullen, hitting Jacob with a rolled up newspaper
Registration date : 2007-03-16
| | Subject: Re: why does everybody hate jacob? Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:22 am | |
| we love you to!
*group hug* | |
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imortalsky
Number of posts : 1228
House : })Alice House({
Registration date : 2007-08-19
| | Subject: Re: why does everybody hate jacob? Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:17 pm | |
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missmack123
Number of posts : 2561
Age : 30
Location : Over the freaking rainbow
House : Esme.
Registration date : 2007-08-10
| | Subject: Re: why does everybody hate jacob? Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:29 pm | |
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Eternity'sTime
Number of posts : 917
Age : 30
Location : with Revelle5132, missmack123, and AmeCullen, hitting Jacob with a rolled up newspaper
Registration date : 2007-03-16
| | Subject: Re: why does everybody hate jacob? Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:14 pm | |
| lol we're such saps
oh welll
*huggles* | |
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Edward_Luver
Number of posts : 560
Age : 32
Location : Anywhere with Edward Anthony Masen Cullen!!!!!!(IL) =]
Registration date : 2007-07-29
| | Subject: Re: why does everybody hate jacob? Thu Aug 30, 2007 11:40 pm | |
| to touchy!!!!!!!!
lol STOP TOUCHING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! =]
Jacob: i love you
Mike: ew. i love Edward
Bella: he's mine bitch
Edward: srry....i forgot to tell u! | |
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imortalsky
Number of posts : 1228
House : })Alice House({
Registration date : 2007-08-19
| | Subject: Re: why does everybody hate jacob? Fri Aug 31, 2007 7:58 pm | |
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Eternity'sTime
Number of posts : 917
Age : 30
Location : with Revelle5132, missmack123, and AmeCullen, hitting Jacob with a rolled up newspaper
Registration date : 2007-03-16
| | Subject: Re: why does everybody hate jacob? Sat Sep 01, 2007 10:24 am | |
| Bella: tell me what?
Edward: Mike over there is in love with me. I'm trying to figure out how to get a restraining order
Mike: I LOVE YOU EDWARD! HAVE MY BABIES!
Edward: and now it's time to leave. *pulls Bella into the Volvo and drives away*
Bella: Mike can't have babies... can he?
Edward: there are a lot of things about Mike we don't know... | |
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imortalsky
Number of posts : 1228
House : })Alice House({
Registration date : 2007-08-19
| | Subject: Re: why does everybody hate jacob? Sat Sep 01, 2007 1:56 pm | |
| bella: so...so wat r u saying exactly?
edward: bella . . . i don't want 2 scare u
bella: it's ok there's rly nothing that can scare me after THAT
edward: yes...prbly true...but maybe not...
bella: he's a girl isn't he?...or i should say...she's a girl? ::shudders::
edward: no...he's not a girl...
bella: but if he can have babies...
edward: he can...but that doesn't mean he's a girl
bella: emmmm...sorry, but...WAT??? | |
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Eternity'sTime
Number of posts : 917
Age : 30
Location : with Revelle5132, missmack123, and AmeCullen, hitting Jacob with a rolled up newspaper
Registration date : 2007-03-16
| | Subject: Re: why does everybody hate jacob? Sat Sep 01, 2007 3:45 pm | |
| Edward: He can have babies. It would just be quite painful for him
Bella: you mean they come out of?
Edward: yup... his Bellie button
Bella: *Winces* ow.
Edward: yup | |
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imortalsky
Number of posts : 1228
House : })Alice House({
Registration date : 2007-08-19
| | Subject: Re: why does everybody hate jacob? Sat Sep 01, 2007 3:48 pm | |
| mike: ::appears out of nowhere:: emm u've both got it wrong...they wouldn't come out of my belly button...
bella: gah!...wer'd u come from?!..wait...huh?
mike: they'd come out of my mouf!
bella: ur...mouf??????????
mike: my mouf!
bella: oh..ur mouth...okaaaaaaaaaaaaay...i'll just b going now...::looks around 4 edward but doesn't him:: edward?...edward???...EDWARD??! | |
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kiss-of-death
Number of posts : 117
Location : slowly passing time with no exuse (in New Zealand)
Registration date : 2007-08-04
| | Subject: Re: why does everybody hate jacob? Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:11 am | |
| i hated jacob i new moon for some odd reason but after reading eclipse i feel kinda sorry for him i have no idea y | |
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Eternity'sTime
Number of posts : 917
Age : 30
Location : with Revelle5132, missmack123, and AmeCullen, hitting Jacob with a rolled up newspaper
Registration date : 2007-03-16
| | Subject: Re: why does everybody hate jacob? Sun Sep 02, 2007 11:49 am | |
| Edward: slowly.... back.... away.... from.... him.... and.... his.... weirdness... won't.... rub off.... on... you...
Bella: *does what Edward says, and then runs screaming*
Edward: WAIT FOR ME MY LOVE! *runs after Bella*
Mike: ... those are some damn weird people | |
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Alice_No's_All
Number of posts : 213
Age : 30
Location : with jacob.... save a horse ride a werewolf
Registration date : 2007-07-30
| | Subject: Re: why does everybody hate jacob? Sun Sep 02, 2007 12:57 pm | |
| - kiss-of-death wrote:
- i hated jacob i new moon for some odd reason but after reading eclipse i feel kinda sorry for him i have no idea y
most people like him in new moon because he is a good friend to bella (most of the time) and then they hate him in Eclipse because he kissed bella forceablely(sp?) and then tricked her and made her realise that she loved him but i loved jacob in both books because he was a good friend i new moon but in eclipse he was trying to get bella to see that they both loved each other how do we get soooooo off topic shouldnt this stuff go in things that would never be said in twilight/new moon? | |
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imortalsky
Number of posts : 1228
House : })Alice House({
Registration date : 2007-08-19
| | Subject: Re: why does everybody hate jacob? Mon Sep 03, 2007 8:57 pm | |
| edward: *runs back to where mike is* i'm sorry...did u call US weird?!??! | |
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Alice_No's_All
Number of posts : 213
Age : 30
Location : with jacob.... save a horse ride a werewolf
Registration date : 2007-07-30
| | Subject: Re: why does everybody hate jacob? Tue Sep 04, 2007 9:09 pm | |
| Mike: yea i did
Edward leaves and goes back to bella and changes her
3 days later
edward takes her to mike
Edward: her bella have your first meal
after bella is done
Edward: and you thought you could call us weird | |
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Edward_Luver
Number of posts : 560
Age : 32
Location : Anywhere with Edward Anthony Masen Cullen!!!!!!(IL) =]
Registration date : 2007-07-29
| | Subject: Re: why does everybody hate jacob? Wed Sep 05, 2007 11:04 pm | |
| no.... we put our own (never said) in the topics cause its more fun to add on
Bella: he tastes funny...i don't like it
Mike: IT BURNS
Edward: run....... | |
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Eternity'sTime
Number of posts : 917
Age : 30
Location : with Revelle5132, missmack123, and AmeCullen, hitting Jacob with a rolled up newspaper
Registration date : 2007-03-16
| | Subject: Re: why does everybody hate jacob? Thu Sep 06, 2007 9:38 pm | |
| Bella: oh dear god... Mark's alive!
Edward: Bella, honey! Save yourself!
Bella: Edward No!
Edward: there's no time left! run! save yourself! i'll get Carlisle
Bella: I LOVE YOU!
Edward: Wait!
Bella: yes?
Edward: I... I... I was the one who stole your red shirt
Bella: WHAT?!
Edward: It's true... I just.. I just... I LOOKED SO SEXY! *sobs* | |
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Edward_Luver
Number of posts : 560
Age : 32
Location : Anywhere with Edward Anthony Masen Cullen!!!!!!(IL) =]
Registration date : 2007-07-29
| | Subject: Re: why does everybody hate jacob? Fri Sep 07, 2007 6:42 pm | |
| Bella: DAMN YOU........
Mike: i wondered who was in her room... y it smelled so good
Bella and Edward: :affraid: | |
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imortalsky
Number of posts : 1228
House : })Alice House({
Registration date : 2007-08-19
| | Subject: Re: why does everybody hate jacob? Fri Sep 07, 2007 9:50 pm | |
| edward: wat did u say?!?!?!
mike: i...well i mean the shirt WAS sexy... | |
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Edward_Luver
Number of posts : 560
Age : 32
Location : Anywhere with Edward Anthony Masen Cullen!!!!!!(IL) =]
Registration date : 2007-07-29
| | Subject: Re: why does everybody hate jacob? Sat Sep 08, 2007 2:44 pm | |
| Edward: COME HERE.im going to KILL U
Bella: aww come on eddie... he was just curious (walks up to mike)
Mike: YEA Eddie...... i was just curious!!!!!!!!!
Edward: BEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Bella: ::winks at edward::.... (walks up to mike.... about to kiss him) and SMACK.... square in the nose | |
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emmettforever
Number of posts : 209
Age : 33
Location : Waiting unpatiently for the horde of demon zombies in the next Supernatural
House : none... i refuse to LITTER!!!!
Registration date : 2007-03-13
| | Subject: Re: why does everybody hate jacob? Sun Sep 09, 2007 9:37 am | |
| haha. when did we start talking about mike again? i wonder, what is it with him... he's like famous or something. every thread i look at, 'mike this' 'mike that' its almost funny | |
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