Alice Roleplay

(lol, thanks I fixed it)

(bella) I give Emmett a cold, hard stare and mouth the words, "say anything about Edward and me and I'll personally kill you. With perverse pleasure"

Emmett snickered again and told Nessie, "Ohh I was just going to say that I wish your mom would give us specifics of what she did today with her husband. Don't you want to know, Nessie?"

I stifled a laugh poor Nessie growing up too soon. I decided I would interject with something that would take Emmetts mind off what Edward and Bella today. Alice immediately saw my decision and dropped lightly to her feet. I smiled at her and launched myself at Emmett and we both crashed to he ground.

"Here's the rematch you wanted." I yelled at him springing away.

Nessie) "Jazz you broke Esme's vase she won't be happy." I scolded pikcing up the broken pieces.
"Nessie dont pick them up you'll hurt youslef."
"Mum. I'm half vampire remember hard skin." I smiled at her.

I picked up all the glass from the floor, including the one from her hand before she had finished speaking. "I still don't want to risk it sweetheart! Not with so many creepers out here, like... ohh let's just say *cough cough UNCLE EMMETT cough cough* You know, right?'' I say with a laugh as I winked at Alice and Jasper.

I smiled. "And anyway Alice would have seen something if something went wrong. You worry to much, I can take care of myself Mum."
(This is funny I'm calling you Mum Mum in it lol XD)

(Alice) "I would know, sweetie" I told Nessie. "But I'm not always looking so you still have to be careful" I winked at her then making her giggle.

I grinned. "But most of the time you are." I walked over to Emmett. "You and Jazz better by Esme a new vase."

(nice cj! lol)

(bella) I started to give Nessie a stern look but then though better of it and decided against it. She's still so young. And with a house full of vampires she ought to be safe.. right?

"Would you like to play patty cake hunny?" Esme asked Renesmee.

"Nah. But I am sorta hungry." I said. "I think Alice forgets about food when shes playing dress ups."
"Alice." Mummy scolded.
"Bella." Alice replied.
"EMMETT." Emmett added.

I rolled my eyes at Emmett, with a laugh. "Eating time!" I shout out.

"For the half human." Edward whispers to me. We share a quick moment but then Nessie is pulling on my arm to go feed her. I shoot a quick plea for help from alice and edward but they just laugh at me.

"Come on mummy!!"

I followed them into the kitchen. I was interested in what they were going to cook. If Emmett was involved it would probably be a disaster.

I pulled Mummy into the kitchen Jazz and Emmett came tool.
"EMMETT OUT." I yelled at him and atempted to push him out it was no use. "you'll ruin everything." I whinned.

"Nessie." I scolded. "Yes, your Uncle Emmett is flawed, arrogant, self-centered, has no feelings for others, is without empathy, is in love with himself, tends to over do things a bit and... where was I going with this?" I ask after a while.

Emmett's teeth were clenched together as Jasper and Alice snickered at him.

I saw Alice doing a quick countdown under her breath- which confused me- and then she ducked as Emmett grabed a bowl of lettuce from the counter and threw them all across the room.

"It's raining salad!" Nessie cried out happily.

I glared at Emmett and finished my first line, "Well i was GOING to say, you should respect him Nessie; but now.. well it's payback time now."

I giggled at the salad.
EMMETT." Esme Shouted. "CLEAN THAT UP NOW."
"Yes Mum." Emmett replied. I grinned at him then ran over to mum.