"Corrupt A Wish" Game

Granted but then summer break is two weeks shorter.

I wish I had a sweet boyfriend

Granted, but then he's a... sour boyfriend. (cheesy, I know.....)

I wish for a car like Alice's Porsche.

Granted, but it's broken.

I wish I had more books.

Granted, but they're in a strange language like Arabic and you can't read them.

I wish that my friend wasn't such a racing-obsessed fangirl...xD
(She really is, you know...)

Granted, but she's now obsessed with boys.

I wish it would stop snowing.

Granted but it thunders instead

i wish my damn exams woulld just end...

Granted, but they start back up one week later and ard three times as hard.
MUAHAHA!
I wish that I could do a handstand outside of the water.

Granted, but you can only do it once.

I wish I didn't have school anymore.

Granted, but then you get sent to the desert without knowing the language of the local people!
xD
I wish I had a better grade in all of my classes.

Granted, but only by half a percentage point.

I wish I didn't have to wake up early tomorrow morning.

Granted, but your are asleep for another week and miss something totally awesome!

I wish for a yummy, unpoisoned, tasty, not spit on or anything like that, pretzel that I'm not allergic to.

Just TRY to find something wrong with that!

Granted!
but its a cursed pretzel and it tries to stranlgle you when you eat it.

I wish I could stop saying "oh My Esme!" in public

Granted, but then you can't say anything at all.

I wish that my school had won their basketball game on Thursday night.

Granted but it was by forfeit and they don't get any victory at all!

I wish I had a turtle. Please don't make it die

granted, but it runs away

i wish i had twilight on dvd already

granted but its damaged and skips alot

i wish i edward was mine and only mine

^granted, but he doesn't like you and leaves you like he did Bella. Only he doesn't come back.

I wish for a duck! Don't let it die or run away!

^granted but the person who gave it to you wants it back to give to their lover who's dying of cancer and wishes to have your duck.

*corrupts the wish you didn't make*

I wish I didn't have the hiccups anymore ever.

Granted but then you turn into a frog.

HAH.

I wish I had more chocolate.

Granted, but you eat it too quick and you can never have chocolate ever again!

I wish I knew how to take screen shots like that ^^^^^^^

And I want to do it forever! ha!

GRANTED BUT U NEVER FIND ONE U LIKE

i wish i didnt have to go to school

granted, but you get tutored at home!

I wish I had ^^^her^^^ avvie! loves it!

granted but she takes it back

I wish I could come on here more often

Granted, but its way past its expiry date! eww

I wish I hadnt got an E on my graphics test
(here you can get A* A, B, C, D, E, F, G and U)