"Corrupt A Wish" Game

granted but ur not aloud to buy it. i wish i had $10000000000000000000000000000000000000000

granted but a big windstorm comes along and blows it all away but $1

I wish this computer wasnt slow

granted but then its 2 fast that ita a big blur
i wish EM could come a visit me in aussie

granted but then she can only stay for one minute.

I wish I didn't have such a messy room xD

grantde but now that everything is clean you dont know where everything is

I wish people would talk to me on msn

Granted but then you have to leave right away.

I wish I got more sleep.

granted but u never wake up
i wish ppl wouldnt tell me what happens in BD

granted, but then you never ever read the book.

i wish my friends were into the twilight series.

granted, but then you hate it
i wish i could go hunting on the cullens' territory...hmm, i wonder where this will lead...

granted, but then YOU get hunted.

i wish it weren't so hot out.

granted, but it get so cold you all die of hypothermia. shiver shiver.

i wish that jacob died.

granted, but then so did edward.

I wish I could marry Carlisle(:

Granted, but it melts before you can eat it.

I wish I had a new cell phone.

Granted, but you drop it and it breaks into a million pieces.

I wish I had a cooler hair color.

Granted but it frizzes your hair badly

I wish i had a cookie

Granted, but then you get food poisoning.

I wish I had a more comfortable chair.

granted but then it breaks

i wish we were all immortal

(mess with that. i dare you. *shifty eyes*)

ehh.
granted, but then the cullens die and we're all stuck without hot vampire boys.
[oh the horror!]

I wish I could meet an edward/carlisle

Granted, but they wouldn't talk to anyone.

I wish I had a shiny silver volvo!

Granted, but they wouldn't post or talk in the chatbox.

I wish i had my headphones with me.