Carlisle Commons

Subject: Re: Carlisle Commons Mon Apr 13, 2009 8:14 pm

i'm not looking for them

Subject: Re: Carlisle Commons Mon Apr 13, 2009 8:49 pm

I know where they are too *smiles evily*

Subject: Re: Carlisle Commons Mon Apr 13, 2009 8:58 pm

-looks in thread- Yup its was the one in this one lol.

Subject: Re: Carlisle Commons Mon Apr 13, 2009 9:12 pm

ok.......
(rly wants to tell u guys this perverted joke that someone just sent me, but is deciding to spare u unless u want to b disturbed in an incredbily hilarious way)

Subject: Re: Carlisle Commons Mon Apr 13, 2009 9:15 pm

Oh. My. God. When I read your post it made me think of someting I never wanted to think of again....-shudders- pale

Subject: Re: Carlisle Commons Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:32 pm

I want to be disturbed in a really hilarious way!

Subject: Re: Carlisle Commons Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:57 pm

lol, i heard a kinda "bad" joke today to.. but it has to do with..
well anyways onto more PG topics! The sky is blue!!!

Subject: Re: Carlisle Commons Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:19 pm

I want to be disturbes in a hilarious way!!! PM me the joke if you don't want to say it here.

Subject: Re: Carlisle Commons Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:51 pm

Haha me too. xD

Subject: Re: Carlisle Commons Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:55 pm

lolz... I blame my friends to makeing me be this way

Subject: Re: Carlisle Commons Tue Apr 14, 2009 10:08 pm

I think everyone friends corrupts them. At least a little bit, lol

Subject: Re: Carlisle Commons Tue Apr 14, 2009 10:28 pm

lol, that is so true, it's almost not even funny! ... almost Wink

Subject: Re: Carlisle Commons Tue Apr 14, 2009 10:31 pm

whoa...That second smiley face looks like it is having spasms...o.O

Subject: Re: Carlisle Commons Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:03 pm

aha it does! that is exactly what I thought!

Subject: Re: Carlisle Commons Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:40 pm

i was the corruptor of all my friends
and ok, i'll PM it to u guys
just in a few mins, when i remember wat it is, lol

Subject: Re: Carlisle Commons Wed Apr 15, 2009 8:12 pm

lolz I guess you never did cause I have no PM's Very Happy

Subject: Re: Carlisle Commons Wed Apr 15, 2009 8:38 pm

Not I as well lol

Subject: Re: Carlisle Commons Thu Apr 16, 2009 12:16 am

LOL joke = funny I could see some of my friends playing that game they are like that.

Subject: Re: Carlisle Commons Thu Apr 16, 2009 5:20 pm

lol, i thought this was soo funny! read it!

Testify in Court

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility...

Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?"

A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away."

Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?"

A: "The officer who responded to the scene."

Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?"

A: "Yes, sir. With my life."

Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?"

A: "Yes sir, we do!"

Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?"

A: "Yes sir, I do."

Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?"

A: "Yes sir."

Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?"

A: "You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room."

The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's "Best Comeback" line -- and we think he'll win.