Twilight Parody Songs

Hey guys.
I know I'm not a teacher or anything, but I thought this would be a really fun thing to do.

So, this is what you do!!!

You take a song you like (or don't like), and you write your own Twilight lyrics to it!!!

Fun right????? lol

I will post mine for Womanizer in a second.

XD ENJOY!

Womanizer by Britney Spears.
Humanizer by Jacob Black.

Bloodsucker, will you change her someday?
Leech lover, why do you love him?
You may think you're totally
in love forever but I know what he is, what he is, Bella.

Look at you, getting nothing but trouble,
Bella, you, got all the bad luck in the world.
Thinking that you're in love, but I know one when I see one, I know what he is, what he is Bella.

Humanizer, human-humanizer, he's a humanizer. Oh, humanizer, oh he's a humanizer, Bella. He, he he is, he he he is, humanizer humanizer humanizer.
Bells, don't try to fight i-it,
I know you, love me.
Bells, don't try to fight i-it,
I know you, love me.
He, is like a drug,
He, is hypnotizing,
He, but I know the truth, you love me.

Bells, don't try to fight i-it,
I know you, love me.
Bells, don't try to fight i-it,
I know you, love me.
He, is gonna kill you.
He, he'll try to stop it,
He, is nothing but a, vampire.

Bella don't,
Say you don't love me.
I know the truth,
You're in love with me as well.

I guess when you have myths around you, makes it hard,
It was so easy,
When I was, when we were both human.

Leech lover,
Must you die to be happy?
To think that you,
Will be an enemy to me.

You can say you don't love me but there's no way I'll believe you.
You love me, you love me too.
Humanizer, human-humanizer. He's a humanizer, oh humanizer, oh he's a humanizer, Bella.

He, he he is, he he he is. Humanizer, humanizer, humanizer.
Bells, don't try to fight i-it,
I know you, love me.
Bells, don't try to fight i-it,
I know you, love me.
He, is like a drug,
He, is hypnotizing.
He, but I know the truth, you love me.

Bells, don't try to fight i-it,
I know you, love me.
Bells, don't try to fight i-it,
I know you, love me.
He, is gonna kill you.
He, he'll try to stop it.
He, is nothing but a, vampire.

Maybe if the vampires never existed, (vampire, vampire, vampire, vampire)
It would be so safe, and maybe you would be my girl.
But you won't, 'cause they do.
Humanizer, human-humanizer, he's a humanizer. Oh, humanizer, oh he's a humanizer, Bella.
He he he is, he he he is, humanizer, humanizer, humanizer.

Bells, don't try to fight i-it,
I know you, love me.
Bells, don't try to fight i-it,
I know you, love me.
You, you know I love you.
You, please love me too.
You, I know you do, Isabella.

Bells, don't try to fight i-it,
I know you, love me.
Bells, don't try to fight i-it,
I know you, love me.
You, I'll love you forever,
You, you got me crazy,
You, you're everything but a, vampire.

Bells, don't try to fight i-it,
I know you, love me.
Bells, don't try to fight i-it,
I know you, love me.
Humanizer, human-humanizer he's a humanizer oh humanizer oh he's a humanizer, Bella.

This has nothing to do with drama...I'm moving it to Poems, Songs, and Stories.

oh come on, keep posting!! that one was so funny!!