Twilight Vending Machine

You get to have the rest of that "repulsive" pizza Edward
took a bite out of. ...

I'm not sure if that's good or bad, though...

*Inserts one dollar*

u get to kill jacob black

*inserts $1*

You get to go to your favorite bands concert with Emmett

*inserts $5*

for $5 u get:

you get jasper hale
in a hot tub
soaking wet
and hot

*inserts $50 bill*

YAY!!!! Lulu I <3 you for that

Okay, for $50 you get to replace anyone in your life (enemy, brother, etc.) with any character from Twilight!!!

(i'm assuming u put in a dollar then...)

for a dollar

you get edward for a day of pure amusement.
(oh goodie gumdrops)

*inserts $1*

for a dollar u get turned by edwrad!!


*inserts 1$*

For a dollar...
Suddenly Isabella Marie Swan dissapeers from exisance and Edward Cullen shows up in your room apparently thinking you're Bella, and completely ready to turn you into a a vampire but not before getting married and... doing things...

(wasn't that great for a dollar!!!!)

*Inserts 100 dollars...*

you get a ride in Edward's volvo!

*inserts 5$*

for $100

you get all the twilight guys and a vat of whip cream.
you do the math.....

*inserts $5*

you get to make out with jasper for a whole day.
*insert $1*

For 1 dollars...

You get any three of the male Cullens (plus Jacob, which is optional depending on if you like it or not, personally, ill pass, but your choice) and a new stereo for your truck plus having any of the twilight characters as a best friend.

you see, I am very generous.

*Inserts 101 dollars*

You get a sandwich, served to you by Edward!

*inserts 1000$*

Lets see..
For that amount....
You have 2 choices...
1) this is ONLY if you like Jacob... i dont so ill pass
----You run into him while...hiking(?)...in the woods
----He imprints on you!!!!
----you run off happy
----somehow you become a werewolf with him

2)PIck any of the Cullen boys, and then they will fall uncontionally in love with you. Then you decide to get married (if you want to) and then you... BECOME A VAMPIRE! YAY! oh and their former gilrfriend/insomecaseswife conveniently dissapeers, so you dont need to worry about osmeone being hell bent on revenge!!!

Yes! Yes! Yes! Option 1, please!!!

How much do you insert?

Um
I wonder if I'm supposed to interupt this...*inserts $1*

You get to have dinner with Emmett, while he just sits there and stares at you.

*inserts all the Cullen's money because Edward loves me and let me do it*

for $204 you get

to raid rosalie or alice's closet
a choice of any cullen-car
any cullen/HALE! guy
and a house in a european country for a week

ya, i'm generous
*inserts $500*

For 500 dollars you get...

~1 Cullen/Hale
~All of Alice's clothing
~Rosalie's convertable
~Esme baking you cookies for a day

*inserts 1000$*

you get a monkey!!!!!!!! and any of the cullen cars along with a guy

*inserts 7.09$*

You get a 3 packs of mike and ikes!

Inserts $5.oo

greenpixie1797 wrote:

For all of the Cullen's money, you get to take Bella's place in Edward's life, and become a vampire!!


*inserts $204*

Haha!!!! I ♥ you!!!!! I get to be Bella!!!!!!!!!

Lovetwilight!, you get to be invited to Bella's graduation party!!

*inserts $60* (Edward gets money fast)

For $60, you get Carlisle!

*inserts 500$*

You a get a stupid vovlo!!!!!!!!

*inserts 6.33$*