Introductions

I just got into the Esme House...and you all can call me kL :)

welcome ya'll to the loverly Esme house
now, who wants cookies?
*holds out plate of freshly baked gooey chocolate chips cookies [mmm i love those] only for Esme people*

I want one! Can I have one please? My name's Taylor, by the way. Anyone can call me that that wants to, I guess.

*hands her half the cookies*
nobody really comes on... i thought i'd have these all to myself
anywayz i'm Maddie and Welcome the the loverly Esme house where the motherly come to bake cookies
oh dear, that sounds SO wrong if you've read the VMT on the lexicon
he he...

Yay, cookies! I'm Taylor. I may not have read the VMT, but that is wrong regardless. OMG, that's REALLY wrong... Another wrong person to talk to! I was starting to think that I'd have to hide it. And that always gives me PBU.

lol, the VMT is the Vampire Mating Thread on the Twilight Lexicon
they have very interesting topics there, inclusing the Cullens baking cookies
their latest topic is disturbing images
Dolly Parton and Aro
talk about gross. Here is the list from way back in the third thread (there are five threads)

Emmett Hale and Bella Swan have:
Glow-in-the-dark Condoms
Stripper Pole
Handcuffs
Whips
Chains


Alice Cullen and Rosalie Hale have:
Strap-ons
False Eyelashes
Hampster Pelts
Veils
Vaseline
LOTS of Water Baloons
Jane's Gift (uber S&M)
Razor Blades

Billy Black and Charlie Swan have:
Background Dancers
French Maid Outfits
Whips
Snickers Bars (LOL @ COMMERCIAL)
Stiletto Heels
Spiky Chokers
Hot Pink Wigs (Like...ehh...Jeffree Star)
Loads of Makeup
Drag Queen Voices
Fish

Heidi and the baby elephant have:
Sawdust
Social Studies Textbooks
Big Pool Cleaning Nets
Gigantic Bunny Ears
Pencil Sharpeners
Mouse Trap Cars

Aro and Dolly Parton have:
Hot Wax
Feather Boas
Honey
Power Tools
Disney Princess slippers
Thumb Tacks
Salsa
Electrical Wires
Lamp Shades
Erasers
Paper Shredder

:affraid: OMG!! That's...I don't even know what that is! But it is funny.

yay for Esme house! im olivia you can call me that or liv or ol or whatever you'd like...im not to particular

Hi Olivia! As you may have already read, I'm Taylor. I don't care if you call me that, but don't call me anything else, please. I hate nicknames most of the time. Especially the ones my parents give me.

can we call you tay, AmeCullen?
hey, you're 12? so am i
Yay! i'm not alone!

Well, I guess so. You're 12? Seriously?! Cool! I just turned 12 last month!

i turn 13 in September... the 13th of September to be exact
I share a birthday with Bella! *skips around the room insanly happy*
-ahem- anywayz i don't wanna turn 13... but i do
in October i have to have my Bat Mitzvah

No fair. I don't get to share my birthday with anyone. What's a Bat Mitzvah?

when you're Jewish you have one when you turn 13
besically it symbolizes you become a Jewish adult

Oh. I wouldn't know anything about that since I'm not Jewish. Too bad you can't be an adult at 13 for anything else I can think of right now.

hmm... i don't wanna be an adult yet
i like being a kid
when your an adult you actually need to wrok for money

Good point. But then there's all the other stuff adults can do that we can't that really pisses me off sometimes... For example, (if you listen to the local rock bands on 105.7, you'll know what I'm talking about)I want to be able to see Mindset Evolution once in awhile. They're my uncle's band, but they play at bars and stuff pretty much right now. And when they don't, my parents will come up with some reason or other to keep me home. Or at least, that's the way it seems to me.

yeah, but i don't wanna have to pay bills, or deal with evil boss people
i know, i'm lazy
:)
and proud! woot!

That's when you find really rich people that lost their kid and go say you're their kid. Then, not only do you have lots of money, but you don't have to work to maintain rich status. It takes a little while for them to be completely convinced and for you to inherit money, but it will be a pleasurable (and rich) wait.

did that happen to ya?
i wanna win the lottery and hire a maid... and just sit and write fanfics all day
maybe i'll become a famous chief...

No, but I've been thinking about that and other situations like that lately. Winning the lottery would be pretty awesome. I think I want to be an author. I've already got tons of storys going (literally. More than I can remember or count if I did) and people that have read the fractions tell me they're really good and I should go for it. But then, most of them also tell me I should go into modelling, so...

i've got a bunch of stories going
but i hate writing them down
and i have writer's block

I hate writing most of them down, too. That's why a lot of them are saved onto a floppy disk and I type them instead. I've got writer's block on a few too. But that's why the others are there! Literally, I wrote some of them just because of that.

i have writers block on my kindergarten one
i can't figure out what to write next! and once i do get an inspiration it won't be till like two weeks later will i actually write or type it

Most of the time that's what happens to me. I've got writer's block on...5 that I can think of right off the bat.