Esmes unite!

Go ESME HOUSERS
ok done with spazzy moment
you know, not many people come on here, we need to recrute (sp?) people from the lex.
then imagine how many Esme's there'd be
*insert evil laughter here*

I'm in Esme, too! We should talk about something.

yay! a person to talk to!
sorry, got a little carried away
anyone up for Mike Bashing? I brought cookies!... and popcorn!

*ends up scaring off all the people... as usual*

I'm still here! Took me awhile, but I'm here. I'm up for Mike Bashing!

yay! i haven't scared everyone yet
ok my fellow Mike Basher
what should we do...
*thinks up cunning, devious plots involving the Drunk Vampires Thread on the lex and LOTS of tequila*
heh heh heh...

Sounds like fun...sounds like LOTS of fun.

ok we need rope, duck tape, Micheal Jackson, Alanis Moriset, some Barney DVD's, a paper shreader and... well, Mike

I have the tape, rope, paper shredder, and, if you give me like 15 minutes or so, I'll have the Barney DVDs. And I'm pretty sure it won't be too hard to find Mike. This is going to be REALLY fun, isn't it?

of course it'll be fun
i just have to figure out what we're doing first
-shifty eyes-

you should join the Twilight Mafia
there is a link to the website to get your Mafia name on the Twilight Mafia thread in Mike's Corner
i wonder if we'll find Mike there...
*goes off to ponder insane thoughts of how to torcher Mike*

How do you figure out what we need before you figure out what we're doing?

uh... well... you see... funny story about that...
Oh Look! A Distraction!!! *runs away*

*shakes head* Hey, did you notice that this forum has become just our conversations? *shouts to everyone else* Hello! Where did everyone go? We know you're there!

i scared 'em off
i tend to do that
either that or they actually have lives (i know! gasp!)

" I'll "get a life" when you can prove its better then what i have now"

Yeah, me too most of the time. And I agree with that. They have to prove it first!

of course!
and people say the internet has brought us no good
*scoffs*

If it's just because they think we don't learn anything, I'll show them all the stuff I learned just last week on the internet. It's a long list, and you even actually remember it because, not only do you choose the topic to learn stuff about, but you also have fun while learning it. It's foolproof. (And way better than any school)

I learn stuff on the internet...
i'm mostly reading on it anyway... its not like i can print the stuff, or i'd waste LOTS of paper

i learned that drunk vampires are funny... and i'm meeting new people... and reading...

Yeah, that's pretty much what I do. Read, look stuff up, and talk to ppl. Sometimes random ppl I don't know. Then again, I don't know anyone on there almost. :)

compared to how many people go on the internet... i know like five people
i'm mostly wit my Twilight peeps anyways

As far as knowing people as the internet would consider knowing them, I know a lot of people all over. But I only actually know a few. Only one that's not someone I email. Heck, I don't even know some of the people I email. I just like talking to random people, I guess.

lol
we sound so weird right now...

*inhales lots of air* I WISH I WAS AN OSCAR MEYER WEINER!!! YES THAT IS WHAT I REALLY WANT TA BE!!! CUZ IF I WAZ AN OSCAR MEYER WEINER!!! EVERYONE WOULD BE IN LOVE WIT ME!!!

*eyes widen* You want to be a wiener?! *backs away, creeped out* Uh...I'm gonna go now...

it's the freakin' Oscar Meyer Weiner song

*Takes in more air* MY BOLOGNA HAS A FIRST NAME, IT'S O-S-C-A-R.
MY BOLOGNA HAS A SECOND NAME IT'S M-E-Y-E-R
I LOVE TO EAT IT EVERYDAY AND IF YOU ASK ME WHY, I SAY!!!!:
CUZ OSCAR MEYER HAS A WAY WITH B-O-L-O-G-N-A!!!!!!

I know, I just had to say it is all.

meh, your just jealous
cuz i wish i was an oscar meyer weiner
:)